27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
True family bonding is eating shrooms with your dad and watching antiques roadshow at 1am
Anonymous asked:
one telescope and a desk: "omg antique lol"
I am a published astrophysicist that specializes in ancient astronomical tools amongst other things. So like. In the my most professional courtesy, go fuck yourself, lol.
This shit was so funny
Lls
Im screaming at the way the other woman signed vagina
i’m the kids
Adam & Eve
That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
Still funny lol
😂😂😂😭😭😭
This shit was so funny
Lls
Im screaming at the way the other woman signed vagina
i’m the kids
“british sense of humor” isnt a thing yall just arent funny lmfaooooo
Lol Americans
Americans have literally no banter
why did u colonize 90% of the world
lol idk Just seemed less barbaric than slaughtering millions of native americans, robbing their land, claiming it as my own and buying human beings from across the Atlantic to build my country :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)))))))))))))
idk how to tell u this but…..ur people did that
those superhero movies that try to be like gritty and dark are so funny to me im sorry….. like that dude is wearing an outfit lol
I can’t fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.
STOP IT
I can’t even pretend for a second this isn’t something I would do lol
I would totally try this just cause turkeys are so dumb it’s funny :3
