27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
You can really tell what kind of people physicists are by looking at the cork board in our department office. We have 3 Chinese takeout menus, pictures of dogs that represent the undergrads and professors (I’m a corgi loaf aw) a one dollar bill that was once SPS’s entire yearly budget, and pictures of famous physicists with their names horribly misspelled and wildly incorrect quotes from them
You can really tell what kind of people physicists are by looking at the cork board in our department office. We have 3 Chinese takeout menus, pictures of dogs that represent the undergrads and professors (I’m a corgi loaf aw) a one dollar bill that was once SPS’s entire yearly budget, and pictures of famous physicists with their names horribly misspelled and wildly incorrect quotes from them
me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:
Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.
As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.
Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.
Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret
me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:
Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.
As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.
Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.
Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret
I need to give Gentle Hugs to every single one of these Zoo Friends
M Y HEART
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soft boys
As a zoo keeper I can confirm we all think our animals are the best and cutest and will always challenge other keepers XD
Look at this beautiful Floridian Swamp Cat and her adorable kittens.
That There is A Gator
No that’s a Floridian Swamp Cat
As a native Floridian, I can confirm that that is indeed a swamp cat.
@ladyzolstice Floridian Swamp Cats
Imagining a story in your head:
Writing down the story:
As a writer, I can confirm this.
Thank you for the visual aid of every story I ever wrote
ive never heard of this atrocity in my entire existence
CAN YALL SHUT THE FUCK UP IM YELLING
as someone from michigan i can confirm that this is the only thing we’re allowed to eat by law
me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:
Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.
As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.
Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.
Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret
‘They are just a loose sacks of meat and kleptomania’
Anonymous asked:
as a military kid i can confirm going to a barber is how you get it cut short and look like a kickass lesbian
thats fair
