this bitch said “,okay,”
Shane: “If you are going to kill me, turn the right one off.”
[music note as flashlight turns off]
Shane: “Okay!”
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this bitch said “,okay,”
Shane: “If you are going to kill me, turn the right one off.”
[music note as flashlight turns off]
Shane: “Okay!”
on the scale from griffin mcelroy to john mulaney, brian david gilbert is smack dab in the middle. shane madej is also in the middle but from the other direction

a scientific scale
it’s actually more like this

the wretched dunce cycle

hmmmm


It’s him.
Joe Funnyman
Anonymous asked:
NICE
If you’ve never seen Buzzfeed Unsolved this is all you need to know
the appeal of buzzfeed unsolved is that it’s not just a wacky believer and a strait-laced skeptic bc the skeptic is much weirder as a person than the believer. obviously the classic scully/mulder dynamic is very entertaining but there’s just something about a man who firmly does not believe in ghosts but does believe that it’s ok to eat a pickle floating in a pond “if it’s fresh”
So I just started watching buzzfeed unsolved because I adore ghost adventures and I heard that it was a similar show and I’m crying this show is hilarious
Shane: hey ghosts come out and kill us please! I’d really like to fight one of you!
Ryan: *voice-over* Just after Shane demanded that the ghosts fight him, the audio recorder picked up a voice possible saying “catch these hands” which could indicate that the ghosts were indeed ready to fight
*cuts to a couple of vague scratchy sounds*
Anonymous asked:
Lmaoooooooooo
I hope so I want to throw myself in it 😂