when your creators forget to give you a way to leave your own fucking house

Sounds like Sims…

He is capable of astral projection why would he ever leave? He can possess a Tibetan sherpa if he wants to feel the wind in his hair again - or feel his hair.

Yeah,but sometimes you just wanna get out and stretch your legs, you know?

>stretch your legs

i went to recreate it on the sims

the floorplan

exterior

realized i forgot to screenshot the other side of the room but you get the idea. not a participant of the tradition so i hope its accurate to what one would expect of the babygirlfying of old men room

right behind it is the kitchen, with all the utilities needed for a fast, quick meal made from scratch, dark colored for convience 😍

the abortion room, self explanatory

the vampire lounge, complete with a set of glasses but only murky red wines to drink

world's smallest recreation of the saw bathroom, and the autism room. it doesn't have windows on the floorplan so i took that as a soundproof room to relax in, or to blast the music as loud as you need. it can be redecorated up to the individual's taste. same does not apply to the saw bathroom

and outside, the werewolf transformation patio with all your werewolf will need for a successful night, and the hrt tea/cocktail garden

do you have any idea what “the sims is the thematic opposite of the stanley parable” has done to my mind

No one in this video is a human.

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