27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Humans have been giving their pets god names for millennia, not knowing that they actually bestow upon them the gods power. But it’s divided amongst all pets with the same name, so ultimately quite harmless. This morning, by a quirk of fate, yours is the only cat named Zeus.
Potential crisis prevented- my cat is already neutered.
While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.
“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”
I love these clever subversions of fantasy writing prompts to give them an mundane punchline.
They give me life.
i’m so sorry i just need to organize my reference tag so warning for long post and organization system that only makes sense to me
writing
things i’d put under writing references but aren’t actually specifically for writing
movies/shows
food
beauty
health
college/education/school
music
sounds
art
typography
sewing/clothes
languages
communication
personality things
important things
being an adult
buy the things
general diy
tumblr/computer things
idk just things
masterposts by other people
again very sorry for the hella long post but maybe this’ll be useful to some of you
i’m so sorry i just need to organize my reference tag so warning for long post and organization system that only makes sense to me
writing
things i’d put under writing references but aren’t actually specifically for writing
movies/shows
food
beauty
health
college/education/school
music
sounds
art
typography
sewing/clothes
languages
communication
personality things
important things
being an adult
buy the things
general diy
tumblr/computer things
idk just things
masterposts by other people
again very sorry for the hella long post but maybe this’ll be useful to some of you
most useful masterpost ive ever come across
Fanfic writers be like……
I love how fanfic writers give AOS Kirk his canon childhood trauma (abusive family life, absentee mother, delinquency) and then add on TOS Kirk’s canon childhood trauma (Holocaust survivor) to make the Super Kirk Trauma Conga Line
you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together
a team of the most skilled writers in the country couldn’t achieve the same visceral reaction to anything that this clip got out of me the first time i saw it
“Ladies it’s feminist to do something that’s very likely to cause you to get in an accident. See how much I care for your lives? UwU”
you know. I remember when ‘women are bad drivers’ was a sexist stereotype that was considered unacceptable, not a FUCKING GOAL TO ACHIEVE.
I just assume writers on that site are playing a game of "What's the most nonsensical thing I can say and have people believe?"
Well, good news! It’s apparently a satire site. THANK GOD.
It's hard to tell the difference these days.
Y’all have to realize your brain worms are terminal
NO 😂
I’m George RR Martin
growing up in maine us writers were of course always comparing ourselves to stephen king. TURNS OUT HE’S FUCKING WRITER GEORG
“average writer writes 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person writes 1 book per year. Steven King, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
My favourite quote from Steven King was something like “I am a salami writer. I try to make good salami, but salami is salami.”
you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together
