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Do you vape? Were you not already a big enough tool? Well now your phone can vape too!! For just $2 you, too, can ascend to tool godhood!
This is the Viseo electric vehicle, by French manufacturer Iris. The $50,000 vehicle allows the user to ascend 11 feet, even while moving at 15 mph.
The vehicle is being aimed at shopping centers, airport, and theme parks.
P A U L B L A R T : M E C H A P I L O T
Get in the fucking robot, Blart
Mall cop 3 confirmed
i love liminal spaces its like a location that’s dissociating and i feel like if i go there while also dissociating i’ll just ascend to the astral plane
HEY i did it i went to a scruby walmart at like 10pm while dissociating and i felt like i was a cryptid in like ghost walmart or something and it was the weirdest thing i’ve ever done
careless whisper was playing on a loop. there were 3 other people. none of the checkouts were open so you had to use self checkout. i didn’t see a single worker there. multiple lights were flickering.
Anonymous asked:
IKEA is the alternative universe we ascend to when we’re high
I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…
ascend
bye bye lil sebastian
This is how ppl die from insulin shock and alcohol poisoning at the same time
if someone doesn’t make this for me and bring it to my bedroom door in the next hour ur all complicit in my depression
if you drink 10 of these in 10 minutes at exactly midnight you will ascend to a higher plane and speak with both god and the devil then wake up in a waffle house parking lot at 4:20 am with only vague memories and a sense of loss
I fucking love how enthusiastic he is
There’s crossfaded where you’re drunk and high and then there’s crossfaded 2.0 where you’re drunk and high and hopped up on energy drinks and at that point you just ascend to the astral plane
i love liminal spaces its like a location that’s dissociating and i feel like if i go there while also dissociating i’ll just ascend to the astral plane
i love liminal spaces its like a location that’s dissociating and i feel like if i go there while also dissociating i’ll just ascend to the astral plane
HEY i did it i went to a scruby walmart at like 10pm while dissociating and i felt like i was a cryptid in like ghost walmart or something and it was the weirdest thing i’ve ever done
careless whisper was playing on a loop. there were 3 other people. none of the checkouts were open so you had to use self checkout. i didn’t see a single worker there. multiple lights were flickering.
Here’s the big question though: Are you the same person who went in?
i dont
i dont know
