Ex Astris Scientia — everyone always makes salmonella out to be this...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

everyone always makes salmonella out to be this horrible deadly illness but like turns out if you get it you just shit a bunch and if that’s the price I have to pay for eating raw cookie dough then I’m willing to pay it