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Colin Kaepernick donated $25K to group honoring convicted cop killer

Kaepernick's foundation made the donation to Chicago-based Assata's Daughter's, named after former Black Liberation Army member Assata Shakur, in April as part of a $1million pledge.
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Colin Kaepernick donated $25,000 to group named after convicted cop killer and former Black Liberation Army member Assata Shakur who broke out of jail and fled to Cuba

  • Colin Kaepernick’s foundation made the donation to Assata’s Daughters in April
  • The Chicago-based charity is named in honor of cop killer Assata Shakur
  • Shakur was convicted in the 1973 shooting death of a New Jersey state trooper
  • The Black Liberation Army member escaped from prison and lives in Cuba
  • She was godmother to rapper Tupac Shakur, whose stepfather aided the escape

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Here’s their donation link.

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They still putting ‘convicted cop killer’ on headlines like this the 80’s and shit. Who the fuck don’t know who Assata Shakur is by now?

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Look at this graphic I made when I was drunk that I decided to use because I was too lazy to make another one.

I’m almost at 10k followers!! So I decided to make a follow forever! You might notice it looks a lot like the 5k follow forever, and that’s because the 5k one is only about a month an a half old, which is crazy!!

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Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it!

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[Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ]

[Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.]

Chuck Tingle is a gift.

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OMG the summary:

Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration.

Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?

Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated.

Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real.

This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.

I’m using my stepdad’s car to get to work because I can’t afford a car. The reason I got the job was so I could get an apartment upstate so I could do research for the university. I’m going to be making around 3k over the summer. Half of that goes to the apartment. 1k of that goes to a car I’m going to be buying at the end of the summer. That leaves me $500 for 9 months of food, books, and necessities. My step dad now thinks that because I’m using his car, and have a job, I can buy groceries for the family. With the remaining $500 of my budget. He doesn’t fucking understand that literally every round of groceries I buy for the family means meals that I have to skip at university and he has the fucking nerve to be angry at me for being “””””selfish””””” and not wanting to throw my god damned money at him and his fucking kids.

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