That’s a good noise, I like that noise.
These videos blow my mind every time
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These videos blow my mind every time
idk what i just watched
THIS IS TRIPPY AS FCK
LOVED IT!
this is so oddly satisfying???
I’m too sober to appreciate this well enough.
Anonymous asked:
Auto Somatic Meridian Response. Its basically when certain sounds or visual cues (the noise of paper being crumpled, whispering, hair brushing, water noises, tapping and the sound of pen on paper are a few popular ones) trigger a type of euphoria that a lot of people describe as “tingles” although with me it makes my back and neck spasm more than I get tingles. Look up some ASMR videos on YouTube. Some of them are just a series of different noises while others are things like haircut roleplays and cranial nerve exam roleplays, to name a few.
Anonymous asked:
I walk when I’m having an anxiety attack like I walk up to 10 miles sometimes. Classical music? ASMR videos? Stimming objects? Quiet space? As everybody has different anxiety triggers, it’s all about finding something that works for you personally.
Excuse me.
Okay.. alright..
British food does not look like that.
That is British food:

This is British food:

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?
This is also British food:

So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.
Oxfordshire=posh
London= cockney
Midlands= northern
Welsh= north
And Scotland northern
And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.
So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.
Try and defend that British food all you want but the toxic sludge looks at least like it could plausibly have a stray flake of pepper or grain of salt hidden somewhere in there
y’all think british food got taste or colour? Okay
I’m crying at the pictures y’all are posting of Good British Food™️ like it ain’t the sawdust shit my ancestors ate before escaping in the 1800s
and y’all had the audacity to invade 80% of the planet in order to control the spice trade but won’t dare put it on any of your food my god
Depression aesthetics: 14 hour long ASMR playlist but u still can’t sleep
-The first minute of a buzzfeed video
-Bad one hour documentaries like “The Ultimate Guide to Penny Pinching”
-Finding your current music tiresome but refusing to listen to new music
-“Let’s play Sim Ant episode 500” by gamerboy95
-at least 10 “Asmr INTENSE binaural ear cleaning” videos
-Tumblr.hell
Feel free to add your own additions
7 storytime vlogs open in different tabs
Endless scrolling through the netflix menu but never deciding on anything
british summer is here.
[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring]
“go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.”
[in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter]
“why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!”
“well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!”
“what a knobhead!”
“fucking hell.”
ASMR. Rain AND instant cosmic punishment.