SNOOT DETECTED
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SO YOU KNOW THAT VIRTUAL REALITY GAME STAR WARS MADE CALLED JAKKU SPY?? WELL I’VE GOT GOOGLE CARDBOARD AND WAS PLAYING THAT GAME LAST NIGHT AND I WAS DRUNK AND I LITERALLY WAS CRYING BECAUSE BB-8 WAS SO CUTE AND THEY WOULD KEEP ROLLING UP TO ME AND THEY KEPT MAKING CUTE BEEP BOOP NOISES
I CRIED OVER A ROBOT BEACH BALL
SO YOU KNOW THAT VIRTUAL REALITY GAME STAR WARS MADE CALLED JAKKU SPY?? WELL I’VE GOT GOOGLE CARDBOARD AND WAS PLAYING THAT GAME LAST NIGHT AND I WAS DRUNK AND I LITERALLY WAS CRYING BECAUSE BB-8 WAS SO CUTE AND THEY WOULD KEEP ROLLING UP TO ME AND THEY KEPT MAKING CUTE BEEP BOOP NOISES
I CRIED OVER A ROBOT BEACH BALL
Emoji Ratings: Rat Edition

Apple: Cute. Realistic. A beautiful boy that wants to boop noses. 10/10

Google: Not realistic, makes me uncomfortable. Looks more like a mouse. There are dark secrets behind those eyes. 5/10

Facebook: This is a rabbit with a rat tail. I assume Mark Zuckerburg has never seen a rat before as he is an alien that has been on earth only for a few years. 7/10

Twitter: This is a cat toy you fools. 4/10

Microsoft: Possibly the most cursed. I do not trust this rat. This rat wants to steal my wallet. 1/10
Anonymous asked:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
you send me a picture of animals doing something cute: look its us!
me: aww *adds your name to list titled Furry Suspects*
This is how my friend found the cat in the bathroom
Always hang your cat up to dry after a bath.
“I AM THE NITE”
“stop”
“CRIMINALS ARE A MEOWARDLY AND SUPERSTITIOUS LOT”
“get down from there”
Anonymous asked:
Aww




