Ex Astris Scientia — Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a...

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Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.


His openers started off innocent enough.



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Then, he started to push boundaries.

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And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

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Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.

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THEY JUST KEEP COMING

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He’s even witty in real time.

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Neal is a hecking gift.

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My new guide to professional email greetings.