Ex Astris Scientia — programmerhumour: Every morning

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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programmerhumour: “Every morning ”
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Every morning

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Theme type: Redirecting page
Code name: RP001. Aesthetic and simplistic
Creator: noctislucisscaelum
Links: static preview / LIVE PREVIEW / code

Why is this theme so cool?
First of all it looks nice. But this is not important here. The most important thing about this theme is that it will send your visitors not only to your blog but also to the post or page they wanted to see.And here is the example of how it works.

Features & important notes:

  • theme redirects you after 5 seconds;
  • aesthetic and good looking;
  • fully customizable at the customize page so there is no need to mess up with html code;
  • for the comfort of customization you can disable the redirection effect and don’t forget to enable it again when you are finished!

In case of any troubles of questions shoot me a message

Reblog and/or like if you are going to use / planning on using this page.

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That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀

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“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃

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Preview - the photo itself. 

Code - here. 

Base code of Incedo.

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  • One column theme (yaaaayyyy!)
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I hope you like my theme, if you do then give it a like/reblog. Please do not hesitate to ask for help of my themes, okay? :)

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Has a silk bathrobe

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@dayglopirate relevant to your interests

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 Here’s the list: 

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  • Smooth elbows
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click “>CODE<” in the preview description, wait 5 seconds, then click “skip ad”

This is a pretty simple theme that I made while listening to Undertale songs a lot but is named after the kittems game.

Rules:

  1. Don’t remove credit.
  2. Don’t use as a base code.
  3. Don’t repost/claim as your own.
  4. Both light/heavy CSS editing is allowed as long as credit is intact.
  5. If you find errors/have questions, IM me here.

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  • 400px/500px posts
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1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER?
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wait whose story? what's going on I just woke up

Zola’s story here is a string of tweets about this wild story where these two girls, both sex workers, go to Florida for a weekend and it’s just… just read it. It’s absolutely wild.

And people on tumblr (and on tumblr only, I’ve noticed) are flipping out because “this story isn’t funny, it’s about sex workers, sex working isn’t funny” and it’s like.. that ain’t what’s funny about it. The way the story is told, so casually and with side comments from the author is what makes it funny. But teenagers on this website, with no concept of anything, are like “THIS STORY TALKS ABOUT SEX WORKERS! IT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL! SEX WORK IS NOT FUNNY!” And while they are correct, sex work isn’t funny, THAT’S NOT WHAT THE MAIN FOCUS OF THE STORY IS. THAT’S NOT WHY PEOPLE THINK IT’S FUNNY. And some people on this website can’t grasp the concept that while a story contains serious undertones/topics, it can still be humorous.

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