everyone thinks of the founding fathers as these almighty gods but one time john adams was off in france and he sent back his notes from his meetings but accidentally attached some pages from his diary so all of congress stopped what they were doing to read john adams’ diary and laugh at him 

Dear Diary,

I started going on tumblr again after several days with little activity. There is a frog on a unicycle now. He is not the smiling frog or the frog sipping tea. He is a new frog. Every day is a new gift.

Dear Diary,

I started going on tumblr again after several days with little activity. There is a frog on a unicycle now. He is not the smiling frog or the frog sipping tea. He is a new frog. Every day is a new gift.

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

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ENTJ: Grey winter skies, a chill in the air, everything sounds quieter that usual. Alternates between mists of rain and cold, wet fog. Walking to work in the city with your collar turned up.

ENTP: Sweltering summer days. The asphalt looks wavy, and most people are sitting in front of a fan and sweating. Fanning yourself with a piece of scrap paper, and endless fatigued conversations about the heat.

INTJ: Dark stormy nights. Rain pouring down on your roof, the crackle of thunder and flashes of lightning. Wrapping yourself in a blanket and watching the storm from the porch.

INTP: Lazy Sunday evenings, the kind of hazily warm that makes time seem to stop. Taking a walk outside and looking up at the sky, and watching the stars as they come out one by one.

ENFJ: Crisp spring mornings. Dew is on the ground and the air is invigorating and clear. Waking up feeling rested and full of energy. jogging with your dog around the suburbs or working on an exciting new project.

INFJ: Early morning in autumn, just as the sun as rising. The air is cool but not chilly, and the leaves are all in full autumn colors but not yet falling off the trees. Waking up before everyone else and sitting on the porch with a cup of tea.

ENFP: Spring afternoons, just after all the flowers have started to bloom. Everyone breathing a sigh of relief that winter is gone, and planning outside activities. Taking a walk with your best friend and picking a flower for them along the way.

INFP: Balmy spring days, a gentle breeze that reminds you of home. A friend surprising you with a picnic in honor of the beautiful weather. Taking a nap outside and having sweet dreams.

ESFJ: The first snow of winter. Everything is covered in a beautiful blanket of white. Taking the kids ice skating, making sure everyone has a jacket and a hot chocolate in their hands. Collecting hundreds of winter craft ideas and recipes on Pinterest.

ISFJ: Late autumn days, when the leaves are all already on the ground and the nights get increasingly colder. Bringing your loved one a pumpkin latte and giving them your jacket when they forget one.

ESFP: Summer afternoons at the local pool. Sneaking up on your friends and dumping a handful of ice down the back of their shirt, running away giggling. Sharing a Popsicle and comparing tans. Coming home exhausted but happy.

ISFP: The very last day of school, after exams are all over. Hot, pool weather. Saying teary goodbyes to all your friends, handing out friendship bracelets, promising to make plans with them over the summer. Walking out the school door for the last time this year and feeling free.

ESTJ: Very early summer mornings, before it’s gotten hot. Waking up excited for the plans you have for today. Helping out at a church bake sale or running in a charity 5k. Laughing at other people when they complain about how early it is.

ISTJ: Early fall days, right before school starts. Going shopping for school supplies and planning your classes and activities for the year. Staying up all night the day before school because you’re so excited and nervous about tomorrow.

ESTP: Late nights in winter, staying up all night studying for exams with your friends. Ordering takeout and comparing notes, sharing tips you found online about how to do better at tests. Sweatpants, coffee, and determination.

ISTP: Halloween night, the air dry and full of mischief. Planning pranks with your best friends and going to a Halloween house party. Carving a jack o lantern into a funny face and giving it to a kid.