the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......
kentucky fried christ
jesus fucking kennedy
john f. chicken
today’s very important post
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THAT BOBCAT LOVES THAT BOY
He’s scent marking the hell outta that boy. So this is basically the equivalent of him saying “MINE, MINE, MINE, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!”
I love how in the third gif he dies that little wave of his paw like “C’MERE YOU”
That was my cat does, he’ll rub and groom the heck out of me
My mom’s birthday is the ides of march and mine is 2 days later on st patrick’s day and I was talking to a friend of mine about it the other day and said “oh my mom’s birthday is 2 days before mine” but she must have heard “my mom was born 2 days before me” because it took me about 5 minutes to explain to a full grown adult that birthdays happen every year and that my mother just so happened to be celebrating hers for 30 years before me
verdaint-deactivated20220627 asked:
Hi I think I confused you for a younger friend of mine once and I commented something weird and awkward out of context on one of your posts so if you were ever like wtf hi that was me I done goofed it up like I tend to do this is ain't the first time and it certainly won't be the last.
I?? don’t recall because my memory is p garbage for certain things lol you could probably be like “yea ur a friend of mine” I would probably agree bc I wouldn’t be able to remember lmao
Anonymous asked:
Where did you get your rats? I got mine from the pet store but want to maybe adopt my next ones?
Mine are from the pet store :)
DINGA LINGA
CRUNCH
COME ON BOYS NET HIM
What have I done
This mail box is mine
And this triagonal sign
wê dęm bøÿš
@whimsical–dragon have you seen this yet??
… I have now
16/? favourite fictional males : James Tiberius Kirk (Star Trek: AOS)
“sir, my crew was just following my orders. i take full responsibility for my actions but they were mine and they were mine alone. if i transmit khan’s location to you now, all that i ask is that you spare them. please, sir. i’ll do anything you want. just let them live.”
It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine. And my literal “brainstorming room" will be complete.
all hail the glow cloud
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD.
IT IS OUR GLOW CLOUD.
Some of my favorite pictures that I’ve taken this year
(the middle one in the second row is Jupiter and some of the Galilean moons btw)
