Alternatives To Sleeping in Coffins
An Illustrated Guide For Vampires
1. Privacy Tent
2. Antique Chinese Wedding Bed
3. Victorian Box Bed
4. Canopy Bed
5. Full Body Wearable Blanket + Novelty Halloween Mask of Choice
6. Hyperrealistic Black Bear Sleeping Bag (with built in ‘Do Not Disturb’ feature)
7. Tinfoil Bodysuit (For maximized UV protection)
8. Blackout Curtains You Fucking Vampiric Dumbass
in conclusion why in fuck’s name are you sleeping in coffins to begin with you utter shitmuppets
