Thinking about that day another park ranger and I discovered that
1. we both used the same shampoo and
2. Suave Essentials Tropical Coconut drives honeybees absolutely bugfuck wild
3. He's allergic to bees
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California Dreamin’ by The Mamas & The Papas except it’s playing from a box radio while you sit on the porch of a Yosemite Ranger Station in the very early morning. It’s summer. It’s 1979. And you love your job.
brain: BUG ON SKIN
me, looking at where the “bug” is: there is no bug
brain: BUG ON SKIN BUG ON SKIN BUG ON SKIN B
me: BUG ON SKIN BUG ON SKIN BUG ON SKIN B
The mystery of icon-preserving bees
For a decade, a beekeeper near Athens, has kept a tradition: every spring, he slips icons of Christ, the Holy Virgin and different saints in his beehives, in order to bless his bees and his yearly honey production. And every year, the very same mysterious phenomenon occurs: bees make their honeycomb cells around the pious images, meticulously avoiding covering them.
bug boys
It’s amazing how much we can see ourselves in some of the other ape species and how much they likely see of themselves in us.
everyone in the comments going “haha two apes looking at a bug...”
bitch you’re looking too
three apes looking at a bug
Made a friend
SHE DOESNT EVEN EXPLAIN WHY SHE DID THIS
IM USUALLY GOOD AT UNRAVELING UPPER CRUST WHITE PEOPLE LOGIC BUT IM DRAWING A BLANK ON THIS ONE GIRLS
@normal-horoscopes
it’s a form of “telling the bees”, a type of folklore magic where it was considered just as important for beekeepers to ‘tell the bees’ of important life events such as births, deaths, pregnancies, marriages, etc, or else it was considered bad luck and incredibly rude
I KNOW ABOUT THE TELLING OF THE BEES YOURE SUPPOSED TO USE A BEE-TELLING HORN OR SLIP SOME PAPER IN THE NEST
THE WHOLE TRADITION IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR KEEPING THE BEES FROM LEAVING THEIR NEST
Google search for “peaceful man covered in bees plays the clarinet” yields more pics of peaceful clarinetists covered in bees than expected.
Anonymous asked:
Yo what about spiders get rid of our fear of those