27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni
GIANT WIFE AND TINY WIFE
sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ?
I keep thinking about that text post that’s like “don’t worry Mr. Skywalker. I saw your Chanel boots”
This one
when someone adds “literally me” to ur text post
Literally me
last night i took some cold medicine and watched all 3 spy kids movies and passed out and woke up in the middle of the night with a really good idea for a text post and this was it
this was based off of a text post but i can’t find it
( if you know what i’m talking about, shoot me a message! )
fuck dudes who lie about bread
hey folks. at it again. fucking. sitting here on my fat ass thinking to myself. what a specific kind of text post. what happened to this person. what happened to this person? what lie was told. what dude lied about bread. what is the story, what is this persons story
you’d think i’d learn to fucking look at OP’s url by now
i used the word yall in a text post AND
AND THEN BEFORE I COULD REPLY THEY MADE IT SO I COULDN’T RESPOND TO THEM BECAUSE I WASN’T A MUTUAL IM S H I T T I N G
Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.
i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke
I want everyone to know that for that last text post I was driving and I literally parked my car to make it
