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THAT BOBCAT LOVES THAT BOY
He’s scent marking the hell outta that boy. So this is basically the equivalent of him saying “MINE, MINE, MINE, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!”
I love how in the third gif he dies that little wave of his paw like “C’MERE YOU”
That was my cat does, he’ll rub and groom the heck out of me
ok this is really sweet
[captions]
Girl: “You glue them on.”
Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”
Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”
Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”
Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”
Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]
Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.”
Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”
Girl: [laughs]
poeticmoustache asked:
I've only traced my roots back to a bunch of dirt farmers in Mississippi in the 1600s. Pretty sure before that we were just microbes idk
Yeah mine did that in Scotland for a few hundred years lol
STOP TAGGING THIS GAY JERMA
this is jerma and antoni porowski’s future child
harrowing texts to receive out of context
there are a pair of feral cats that are always hanging out in my landlady’s garden and i watch them sunning themselves from my window almost every day. so we nicknamed them jerma and markiplier and well. jerma is pregnant
Anonymous asked:
laughing bc we have the same exact dresser and for some reason that really amuses me. mine was my mom's when she was young lol
Got your second ask about it being a desk - and yeah, idk anything about it but I’d guess 60’s-70’s era desk? It’s old and kinda awful but a desk is a desk
fucking-bye-deactivated20190415 asked:
you ever looked into dream interpretations? idk if theyll help but its worth a try i guess
kaijuno answered:
Tbh I don’t think they mean anything more than random neurons firing, and then our brain taking random pieces of media, memories, fears, etc. in an attempt to make sense of it
yeah,,,but its also kinda fun to look up different meanings in dreams
Mine are usually too specific to look up things about them. I find that most interpretation sites have vague “was it a flying dream?” Type questions instead of more detailed options
hello jeremy. Before you is a plate of broccoli and a fork. Under the broccoli is the key to your freedom. you must finish every broccoli on your plate or no fortnite for a week. You have until bedtime
I’m still losing it over this clip
Brief Explanation:
This is during Jerma’s carnival live stream event, where he hosted a literal carnival for Twitch viewers. He worked with a robotics team to set up machines controlled by chat (a la Twitch Plays Pokemon) to play carnival games like dunk tank or ring toss. This is one of the later ones, where you have to launch a ball at a tower of cans to knock all of them down.
The chat actually made two clean hits on the tower before this, and saw that the cans were very obviously weighed down and stuck to the table in carnival fashion. In the clip Jerma’s taunting the chat right as they manage to knock down the table itself, to everyone’s amazement.
