the supervolcano from underneath yellowstone is unfuckable!

loki from marvel is unfuckable!

henry the eighth from ye medieval times is unfuckable!

@fakecrfan​ i think your fans will have something objectively awful to say about this and I *deeply* wish to see it

uh oh I Dearly Hope this doesn’t provoke the jurgenfuckers that follow me 👀

HOW CAN JURGEN LEITNER BE UNFUCKABLE?! YOU FUCKING PONGO?? YOU CALL HIM A WHORE AND YET CLAIM HE IS UNFUCKABLE?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX IS?! HE OWNS A GOD DAMN LIBRARY, YOU THINK PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO SUCK HIS DICK?! YOU FUCKING PIGEON?? GERRY KEAY IS A LITERAL REDDIT USER AND YET JURGEN IS THE ONE WHO DOESN’T FUCK?! WHY DO YOU THINK GERTRUDE KEPT HIM AROUND? HE ATE PUSSY LIKE MONSTER PIG EATS CLOWNS. REMEMBER WHEN NIKOLA SKINNED HIM?! SHE DIDN’T SKIN HIS BODY, SHE CIRCUMCISED HIM CAUSE HE HAD SUCH A LARGE COCK. FUCK YOU. JURGEN LEITNER IS A WHORE AND YOU WILL ACCEPT THAT FACT. YOU MOTHERFUCKING FATHERFUCKING GRANDMAFUCKING FOOL.

ERIC WAS A CUCK, JURGEN FUCKED MARY ON THE REGULAR. MARY WAS A CUCK, JURGEN FUCKED ERIC ON THE REGULAR. IF GERRY EVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND, WHICH IS EXTREMELY UNLIKELY, JURGEN PROBABLY FUCKED HER.

I appreciate you so much and this is my tribute to your very correct and valid opinions

Excuse me.

Avatars don’t necessarily embody the entities they serve. Mike Crew is a short king. Oliver Banks had all but Become long before he actually killed anyone. What avatars do is spread the fear of their patron.

So if Leitner is an avatar of the Whore, that tells us not that he personally fucks, but rather that he makes people afraid of fucking. Such as by, for example, being so unfuckable that once you’ve seen him, it ruins the concept of sex forever.