Ex Astris Scientia — they do this so that they can prove people use the...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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brunhiddensmusings

they do this so that they can prove people use the library, figure out what books are popular so they can make sure to get more like it or further entries in a series, and to figure out what times the library is more buisy

while ive never killed a person in a library (yet) i do sometimes unshelve additional books to boost the statistics thus resulting in increased funding for the library, however small

crumplelush

librarians being a-ok with murder but draw the lines at reshelving books is painfully on brand

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slvrnightx: “ ultrafacts: “ aussietory: “ third-way-is-best-way: “ tuxedoandex: “ kvotheunkvothe: “ ultrafacts: “ Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts ” EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY. ” but why ” Because it...
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kvotheunkvothe

EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.

tuxedoandex

but why

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Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.

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The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, & important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.

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I get so sad whenever I think about this.

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m-eowdy: “ its-spooky-bitch: “ ilovecats4ever: “ its-spooky-bitch: “Willard Library is one of the most haunted places in the United States. However one image from the library’s ghost feed is very disturbing. On August 8th 2003, this image was...
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Willard Library is one of the most haunted places in the United States. However one image from the library’s ghost feed is very disturbing. On August 8th 2003, this image was captured on the feed. It shows a black mass crawling on the floor in the children’s section. This spirit along with the infamous Gray Lady are some of the ghosts that the small Indiana library is proud to house.

ilovecats4ever

thats a chimpanzee

its-spooky-bitch

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???? Why would a chimp be at a library in the Midwest????

m-eowdy

To read???? Dont be rude

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