27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
do advertisers think they're being quirky? cute? breedable even?
the only thing I love more than skipping ads is skipping ads that told me not to
my dad has a pond in his yard and he put goldfish in there like 15 years ago and they’re still there except they’re fucking gigantic and people think they’re koi and when you go swimming in the pond they WILL nibble at you
One time back in 2013 a friend and I made this AU story out of the Who’s song “Boris the Spider” and we made this OC called Harold and he could turn into a spider and it was so popular people made fanart of it and wrote fanfiction and there were baby AU’s too, I shit you not. 2013 was a really dark year.
YOU THINK I’M LYING BUT I’M NOT
i literally could not give any less fucks about
LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW SIMON PEGG SAID JIM IS PANSEXUAL. NOT “COULD BE.” NOT “MIGHT BE.”
IS
JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK IS PAN
HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH
Man at the bar on Saturday night, Craigville, Minnesota in 1937
