DUUUUUUDE LET ME JUST SLAP YOU
Anonymous asked:
What kind of pets have you had?
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Anonymous asked:
What kind of pets have you had?
Oh boy oh boy oh boy
A year ago today I dug up smol baby turtles w/ me dad
Some were hatched and the others that weren’t were buried in the sand at the beach
Where do I download the app to help this tortoise

you send me a picture of animals doing something cute: look its us!
me: aww *adds your name to list titled Furry Suspects*
This is how my friend found the cat in the bathroom
Always hang your cat up to dry after a bath.
“I AM THE NITE”
“stop”
“CRIMINALS ARE A MEOWARDLY AND SUPERSTITIOUS LOT”
“get down from there”
This queen is rocking a cute outfit while her matching purse is being carried for her.
We love to see it.
that’s actually a boy tortoise! his name is Bon-chan and i love him he has to wear those cute dresses so he doesn’t get too chilly also he’s in his early 20s so even tho that’s around his max size he’s still quite a young boy! the purse is full of treats btw
I refuse to believe any of these are real
All of these look like my attempts to draw animals
what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them?
Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too




look at this shit
They radiate peace
capybaras are friend shaped
These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship.
This will always be golden
aww yissss
I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream
Adam & Eve
That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
Still funny lol
😂😂😂😭😭😭