Ex Astris Scientia — my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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pregnantseinfeld

my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.

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gonzosestrangedbrother

I was born an identical twin shortly after 911, my mum is CONVINCED me and my sister are the twin towers reincarnate

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HUH