Ex Astris Scientia — Me, leaving my friend’s apartment with his load...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Me, leaving my friend’s apartment with his load tightly clenched in my ass to go get a DNA test done to see if his questionable girlfriend really is pregnant with his child:

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