Ex Astris Scientia — my boss has a cat named mara and I was like "......

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my boss has a cat named mara and I was like “… did u name him after mara jade from star wars u nerd” (he did) and his reaction was a mix of elation that i knew who mara jade was and offended at being called a nerd

uh oh someones been drinking dumb bitch juice and has a crush