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My mom’s birthday is the ides of march and mine is 2 days later on st patrick’s day and I was talking to a friend of mine about it the other day and said “oh my mom’s birthday is 2 days before mine” but she must have heard “my mom was born 2 days before me” because it took me about 5 minutes to explain to a full grown adult that birthdays happen every year and that my mother just so happened to be celebrating hers for 30 years before me
THAT BOBCAT LOVES THAT BOY
He’s scent marking the hell outta that boy. So this is basically the equivalent of him saying “MINE, MINE, MINE, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!”
I love how in the third gif he dies that little wave of his paw like “C’MERE YOU”
That was my cat does, he’ll rub and groom the heck out of me
verdaint-deactivated20220627 asked:
Hi I think I confused you for a younger friend of mine once and I commented something weird and awkward out of context on one of your posts so if you were ever like wtf hi that was me I done goofed it up like I tend to do this is ain't the first time and it certainly won't be the last.
I?? don’t recall because my memory is p garbage for certain things lol you could probably be like “yea ur a friend of mine” I would probably agree bc I wouldn’t be able to remember lmao
Anonymous asked:
one time my stepdad stormed into my room at 3am because my room light was on and he was about to blow tf up at me but i was sleep walking (reading????) and sitting on my bed just staring at a page in a book of mine and my stepdad woke me up asking me what i was doing so i chucked the book straight at him in fear (not the first time he's woken me up from sleep walking/etc. and been injured) and i happened to have i think the elegant universe and that's how he was fucking destroyed by science
Rip ur stepdad
Anonymous asked:
That's so great about your parents! Mine say they don't care but make super awkward comments about it and my mom actually sat me down to ask me if I was gay abs gave me a list of reasons she decided I was that were totally based on stereotypes
Yikes
Anonymous asked:
Can I just like talk about my boyfriend cause I'm a sappy fucker and I'm happy ur happy and that makes me happy about mine cause I love him so much and my friends are tired of hearing about him
Yes okay be sappy with me
this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen in my life
I am aroused in the most disgusted way possible.
someone stab me with a lego brick right now i can’t even i don’t know help
how dare you make me see this with mine own eyes
Anonymous asked:
My cat knows how light switches work, and knows that lights being left on unnecessarily bother me. So when she wants water- which she refuses to drink from anywhere but the bathroom sink- she will turn on the bathroom light and just sit there.
Mine bring their plates to me when they want food
most blessed social interaction of the day? there was a dog in the car next to me at a stop light and his owner noticed me cooing over him so she rolled the window down and i rolled mine down and she shouted “HIS NAME IS CHECKERS!” and i said “HI CHECKERS!” and checkers, that amazingly good boy, lit up like a christmas tree and wagged his beautiful tail