THERE’S A FROG IN MY ROOM WHAT
SIR THIS IS THE SECOND FLOOR
I’M DRUNK I CAN’T TAKE CARE OF HIM HOW DID HE GET HERE WHAT DO I DO I’M NOT CAPABLE OF PROTECTING HIMMMMM
You know, I’m a city girl so I’m usually scared of any wildlife but he’s actually pretty cute. I’m gonna call him Charlie
Charlie and I are already the best of friends I gave him a McDonald’s coupon because what if he’s hungry
He needs to spice up the look if we’re gonna be friends I’m helping him out with some band merch
I was worried about Charlie being dead but he started jumping and he jumped on my bass. I knew Charlie was a punk rock icon
I opened the window so Charlie could be free and he’s approaching it now. Looks like it’s time for us to part.
So I’m sober now and I almost had a fucking heart attack when I went to get my wallet
