Based off of this photo of The Proffessor on Twitter:
“I think that’s why often people in creative fields can feel so alone is because there’s a constant third eye, that constant watcher.”
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on the scale from griffin mcelroy to john mulaney, brian david gilbert is smack dab in the middle. shane madej is also in the middle but from the other direction
a scientific scale
it’s actually more like this
the wretched dunce cycle
hmmmm
It’s him.
Joe Funnyman
Whenever I ban an IP it takes them to a page on my blog that says they’re banned and then after that it puts them in a constant load-loop of that page and it crashes their browser and I think that’s beautiful
so you’re an evil genius is what you’re saying
Absolutely. And I have a traffic watcher and I watch their IP sometimes as they try to escape the load-loop before they’re ultimately taken offline
can you adopt me
Okay. We’re having pizza for dinner and your bedtime is never
Whenever I ban an IP it takes them to a page on my blog that says they’re banned and then after that it puts them in a constant load-loop of that page and it crashes their browser and I think that’s beautiful
so you’re an evil genius is what you’re saying
Absolutely. And I have a traffic watcher and I watch their IP sometimes as they try to escape the load-loop before they’re ultimately taken offline
not that im famous enough or anything but i wanna be a guest on puppet history
Whatever happened to ruining history did it just become puppet history or what
current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor
current aesthetic: the history professor
current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.
current aesthetic: the principal who really wants to get in on this sexyfest, but also doesn’t want this whole thing to blow up in his face.
aesthetic: the librarian who nearly exposes the whole affair before joining in.
aesthetic: The bookish guidance counselor who thinks you all need Jesus.
how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span
this post is making college professors mad every time i get a notification on this post and its a professor upset that theyve been Called Out i just gain back 2 days of my lifespan so keep it up, i might eventually regain all the days i lost watching yall try to figure out how to use The Internet
Also people don’t seem to notice autocomplete happening so they laboriously type the whole thing even though it’s RIGHT THERE JUST HIT ENTERRRRRRR
Bonus round: college professors not realizing the YouTube autoplay so every damn time you finish watching a video the whole class has to painstakingly watch the timer run out and then the professor is shocked when the next video starts playing
