13 years ago today, Pepsi’s Super Bowl commercial starring Beyoncé, BritneySpears, Pink & Enrique Iglesias was premiered. #PepsiGladiators
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Damn these were simpler times
so lemme break this down
-lord caesar iglesias, who does not sing in this musical commercial, has captured britney spears, pink, and beyonce to battle it out gladiator style
-our trio decides instead of fighting, they will instead rock so hard that the audience forgets about their battle to the death
-their musical prowess is so damn powerful they rock the foundation of the earth and overthrow caesar iglesias along with his stash of ancient roman pepsi
-beyonce, britney spears, and pink drink pepsi while the audience cheers
-enrique iglesias is eaten by a lion
Kendall Jenner could never >_>
y’all are overlooking the most important part of this ad. all of this centers around Queen’s “We Will Rock You”, with Brian May and Roger Taylor even making a split second cameo (Roger’s even playing a little drum!!)
truly the collab of the century
it’s what the ancient romans would’ve wanted
me: *does Toxic by Britney Spears using armpit farts*
prosecutor *interrupting me*: objection ,your honor He isnt answering the question
judge: objection overruled. This is great , keep going
i found out that Britney Spears songs are used to scare off pirates in Somalia
“These guys can’t stand Western culture or music, making Britney’s hits perfect,” Owens said. The music is blasted at extremely high volumes, with the speakers aimed directly at the pirates so the ship’s crew doesn’t have to deal with the ear-splitting tunes, according to the Mirror.
imagine chilling in your boat with your fellow Somali pirates and all of a sudden the 2003 pop hit “Toxic” starts blasting and your eardrums are shredded by the violin and all you can understand is pain
no more toxic friendships in 2018, no more toxic relationships in 2018 and no more toxic thoughts in 2018
only toxic by Britney Spears in 2018
“Did you ever think you’d be this happy? No, never. Not in my wildest dreams.”
I think for most of us who grew up in the 90s, the genuine happiness of Britney Spears is easily on our top 10 wishlist for eternity.
question time!!
- white: are you a virgin?
- grey: favourite type of weather?
- pale-blue: can you swim?
- blue: what do you think of the last person you spoke to?
- navy-blue: what's your latest text message?
- purple: describe yourself in three words
- lilac: favourite mythical creature?
- pastel-pink: if you had to dye you hair, what colour would you dye it?
- pink: self-confident or insecure?
- fuschia: favourite subject at school?
- red: calm or agressive?
- crimson: describe what made you hate the person you dislike
- brown: what languages do you speak?
- sunset-orange: do you have any psychic abilities?
- orange: favourite video game (pc games)?
- yellow: favourite time of day? why?
- yellow-green: how do you feel right now?
- green: favourite flower?
- dark-green: favourite god and goddess?
- black: do you believe in life after death?
- gold: how far would you go with your significant other?
- silver: do you like memes?
- bronze: what emotion do you feel the most often?
OK HOLD UP BROS LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO A COOL-ASS STONE: BLUE SANDSTONE
DO YOU WANT THE GALAXY PRINT OF ROCKS
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
DO YOU WANT ROCKS THAT LOOK LIKE WINDOWS TO SPACE
OF COURSE YOU DO
HOW AWESOME IS THIS
GO AHEAD AND WEAR STARS ON YOUR FINGER
BALL OF SPACE
So pretty
POINT OF ORDER: blue goldstone is not a rock. It is glass with copper inclusions and that makes it even more awesome because we are NEVER going to run out of it, and it’s not mined and it is so amazing to work with if you’re devoted to Urania. Similarly red goldstone is an AMAZING Prometheus stone, because using fire to make it.
^^^^ THANK YOU FOR STILL SAYING HOW COOL IT IS YOU ARE A WONDERFUL PAGAN.
I’m going to be an uncle again and this time it’s a girl. This isn’t about assuming gender, it’s about me being so gay I breathe glitter and would die for pink shimmering anything.
yo this is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen in my life
stuart semple’s (creator of the pinkest pink, glitteriest glitter, greenest green, archnemesis of anish kapoor, etc….) latest instagram post asdfgghkfdkaj
this art feud gives me life
I want this mug