*post hits 1k notes* nice
*post hits 10k notes* oh no
27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Look at this graphic I made when I was drunk that I decided to use because I was too lazy to make another one.
I’m almost at 10k followers!! So I decided to make a follow forever! You might notice it looks a lot like the 5k follow forever, and that’s because the 5k one is only about a month an a half old, which is crazy!!
Anyway:
@c-3-p-hoe @ionizesnatomizes @sillysurgeon @kha-lisy @masterofbirds @miaomiaue @moriarty-mastermind @transkywlkr @pastelprincee @nyuns @eokwhy @trainthief @congenitaldisease @plutodirt @2doggie411 @hahahaheheheh @alexanderdamilton @eggsy-unwin-hart @irlweeb @qverlord @s1n-pie @ray-to-the-max @lavender-wix @ticklyphan @ciel-union @deadwrongunicorn @realistichuman @gurrent200 @gothartwin @republicanbaby @jpgnerd @dat-space @kenrylo @shinanemone @bagelbarr0n @actuallythatsmine @bill-nye-scienceguy @aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @maitishook @yukachips @perseiids @daredevilloser @kiki-potato @tuff-kitty @awfutz @dr-alasstar-rainbow-spunk @german-duck @jesus-christ-officiallll @ecklecticism @future-hoe @flimsysquid @allimiece @xfalsee @hidekitty @bootyliciousbilbo @anon-among-us @purgavtory @quirkylittleduck @cookiesthegreatandpowerful @ummmwhore @achievementhunting-archangel @fr0styfingers @koragg1 @local-person @appleoftheireye @buttergin @fr0ttagecheese @ellenstop @plantpeeves @heirofbreath @ren-kxlo @hiimchekr @its-a-harlequinade @dpdberniesanders @mecha-hunter @trans-hamlet @devriot @mercifulvoodoo @avocadoshirts @nerdsagent1 @juk3box-h3ro @logicked @genderqueermulder @kingnates @kittyamongstthecats @leander-ligo @homuzu @georjajayhurrison @bon-appetitty @kantu @djpengichan @nisesocks @horrible-hazel @pacifirim @bowflakes
My apologies if I missed someone! I love all of you <3
Two big announcements:
The Shop has been revamped and the prices will eventually be going up. Everything is $5 right now so get it while it’s hot
https://cryptidcreations.com/store/
https://patreon.com/piperdraws
FAQ • Twitter • Facebook • Instagram • DeviantArt
Look below to see the old version of this piece:

Apple: Cute. Realistic. A beautiful boy that wants to boop noses. 10/10

Google: Not realistic, makes me uncomfortable. Looks more like a mouse. There are dark secrets behind those eyes. 5/10

Facebook: This is a rabbit with a rat tail. I assume Mark Zuckerburg has never seen a rat before as he is an alien that has been on earth only for a few years. 7/10

Twitter: This is a cat toy you fools. 4/10

Microsoft: Possibly the most cursed. I do not trust this rat. This rat wants to steal my wallet. 1/10
Don't use Facebook (including Instagram and WhatsApp), Twitter, TikTok, Tumblr, really any social media app or messenger, forum, or even Discord if you are seeking an abortion. Only use things like Signal (assuming it's still safe) that are heavily point-to-point encrypted.
Tech corporations aren't your friends, they will rat you out to fascists.



