Ex Astris Scientia — nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
hobbinrob
dwinkus

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

cigarettesforcats

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

dwinkus

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

ralfmaximus

Telemarketer: We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s warranty

Me: GOD that’s so fucking hot