Love this professor Potato🥔🤓
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Fight the colleges with me friendo
Hey folks you wanna know the circumstances in which this tweet first came into my life pun very much intended? I was filing my taxes, and being a zillennial I thought I’d flip through Twitter on a downmoment, and let me tell you that there is no greater emotional whiplash than seeing Hozier confirm his song is about biblical nut seconds before an accountant needs your attention to let you know your GST return is $69
Reverse X-Files series where in every episode the protagonists investigate some apparently mundane crime which, through a series of unlikely contrivances, turns out to have been caused by aliens. The leading duo consists of a prissy, straight-laced forensic accountant who’s obsessed with cracking open a massive case of corporate malfeasance (and is endlessly frustrated that every lead they follow keeps turning up aliens instead), and well-meaning but absent-minded cryptozoologist who thinks their partner is paranoid for regarding corporate misconduct as a more likely explanation than aliens.
This is a coleslaw, potato salad, egg salad, and macaroni salad hate blog
this has gone too far potato salad has never done anything wrong in its entire existence ever
It is DISGUSTING and it should FEEL BAD
Potato salad is amazing
INCORRECT
An abandoned potato sorting station near Krasnosilka, Ukraine with a unusual, cantilevered design. The concrete block at the end forms the counterweight of the structure, creating the impression it floats over the fields.
howls moving potato sorting station
oh my god you guys i almost forgot to tell you some TERRIBLE NEWS: i met a 9-week-old corgi puppy named BABY KING POTATO who was the size of a child’s Nerf ball and as soon as i set eyes upon him i literally fell to my knees with a soft cry like a desert saint visited by one gentle angel. his owner told me that BABY KING POTATO had an instagram but i was so thrilled and overwhelmed to be holding BABY KING POTATO, who was as soft as a bunny, in my own arms that my ears weren’t working so i don’t have any memory of what the instagram WAS, and googling it has yielded only INCORRECT CORGIS, like this is a wonderful corgi, but he is no BABY KING POTATO, who was the color of hot chocolate with marshmallows in it and also, as i mentioned, no larger than a tube of Fig Newtons. the owner of BABY KING POTATO also told me “this is as far away from the building as we’ve ever gotten!” so i don’t even think they live nearby. What if I never see BABY KING POTATO again!!!!! How could I go on!!!!!!!

oh my god you guys IT’S HIM!!!!!! YOU FOUND HIM!!!!! LOOK AT HIM

ok i guess his name is just “potato” not Baby King Potato and “hot chocolate with marshmallows” was an incorrect recollection, but as i think i told u my senses were deranged due to LOOK AT HIIIIIIIIMMMMM!!!!! look at his little face!!!!!!!!!!
no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you
Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.
well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?
Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?
*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head*
How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!
this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment
*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*
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Okay so you don’t want an online school or anything like DeVry or Everest or ITT Tech because they are all scams. All of them. You would probably want to look for something in-state, to save money and complete your degree. OR you can take art classes at a local community college to see if it would be something you would be interested in getting a degree in. OR, if you have no will to live you can go to a 4 year and double major in nuclear and art