Ex Astris Scientia — jaubaius: Love this professor Potato🥔🤓

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jaubaius

Love this professor Potato🥔🤓

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Anonymous asked:

your post about not being able to go to college w/o your scholarships really, really, REALLY hit home with me. i grew up in the metro-detroit area with divorced parents and a single mom that had to work three jobs all throughout my childhood. if it wasn't for the umich ann arbor bein hella awesome w scholarships and grants i wouldn't have been able to go there (or probs any university really). also would just like to say i am also an angry (but tol) intj ready to fight always.

Fight the colleges with me friendo

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MISTER HOZIER SIR

bonjaminfranklin

Hey folks you wanna know the circumstances in which this tweet first came into my life pun very much intended? I was filing my taxes, and being a zillennial I thought I’d flip through Twitter on a downmoment, and let me tell you that there is no greater emotional whiplash than seeing Hozier confirm his song is about biblical nut seconds before an accountant needs your attention to let you know your GST return is $69

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prokopetz

Reverse X-Files series where in every episode the protagonists investigate some apparently mundane crime which, through a series of unlikely contrivances, turns out to have been caused by aliens. The leading duo consists of a prissy, straight-laced forensic accountant who’s obsessed with cracking open a massive case of corporate malfeasance (and is endlessly frustrated that every lead they follow keeps turning up aliens instead), and well-meaning but absent-minded cryptozoologist who thinks their partner is paranoid for regarding corporate misconduct as a more likely explanation than aliens.

dizzyhslightlyvoided

#the big reveal in the show’s final arc is that the whole time there was a conspiracy to blame the corporate malfeasance on aliens #to be clear the aliens are 100% real #they just aren’t behind the show’s central mystery (via op)

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sashayed

oh my god you guys i almost forgot to tell you some TERRIBLE NEWS: i met a 9-week-old corgi puppy named BABY KING POTATO who was the size of a child’s Nerf ball and as soon as i set eyes upon him i literally fell to my knees with a soft cry like a desert saint visited by one gentle angel. his owner told me that BABY KING POTATO had an instagram but i was so thrilled and overwhelmed to be holding BABY KING POTATO, who was as soft as a bunny, in my own arms that my ears weren’t working so i don’t have any memory of what the instagram WAS, and googling it has yielded only INCORRECT CORGIS, like this is a wonderful corgi, but he is no BABY KING POTATO, who was the color of hot chocolate with marshmallows in it and also, as i mentioned, no larger than a tube of Fig Newtons. the owner of BABY KING POTATO also told me “this is as far away from the building as we’ve ever gotten!” so i don’t even think they live nearby. What if I never see BABY KING POTATO again!!!!! How could I go on!!!!!!!

sashayed

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oh my god you guys IT’S HIM!!!!!! YOU FOUND HIM!!!!! LOOK AT HIM

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ok i guess his name is just “potato” not Baby King Potato and “hot chocolate with marshmallows” was an incorrect recollection, but as i think i told u my senses were deranged due to LOOK AT HIIIIIIIIMMMMM!!!!! look at his little face!!!!!!!!!!

kittyamongstthecats
college-anxiety-kid

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

funkyfreshfatherfigure

Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

college-anxiety-kid

well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?

funkyfreshfatherfigure

Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

college-anxiety-kid

*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head* 

funkyfreshfatherfigure

How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!

college-anxiety-kid

this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment

teslacoils-and-hubris

*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*

Anonymous asked:

I didn't like college (tbf it was a bad college), but supposedly I'm only a few credits away from a BS in nuclear engineering (assuming i can find a college that accepts my Navy training). I have a job (although I hate it) (also I'm not sure I'd like anything related to nuclear/power plant engineering). Is a degree worth it? Would an online school be fine? If I have to take x amount of classes for residency anyway can i just take Art?

Okay so you don’t want an online school or anything like DeVry or Everest or ITT Tech because they are all scams. All of them. You would probably want to look for something in-state, to save money and complete your degree. OR you can take art classes at a local community college to see if it would be something you would be interested in getting a degree in. OR, if you have no will to live you can go to a 4 year and double major in nuclear and art

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