please fucking watch this video
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none of you will ever understand the visceral rage i hold for the slump of a man and his shitty haunted house goosebumps books none of you will EVER comprehend the pure utter contempt i hold i wish i could call him so many slurs im going to fucking invent one for the shitwad of a man that stands before me i already hated elias i despised the homophobe gay bitch but now you think to yourself wow they must love elias now no no no die faster i hate elias even more with the burning rage that consumed me for leitner killing him was MY right it was MY burning desire to see to fruition and that shithead STOLE it from me his STUPID OLD HANDS i hate it i hate him and i hate leitner hes so stupid fucking god damn hubris having shithead hiding in a fucking tunnel for twenty years pasty idiot you cant say people who live in their mothers base are invalid if you dont hate leitner he hid in gertrudes basements for twenty years and she barely knew i fucking hate him so much how often did he leave the tunnels did he just shit on the floor like a fucking rat did he leave only to shit in some random store bathroom like a sloth leaving the tree every few weeks is he blacklisted at starbucks for not buying anything before he shits NONE of you know the betrayal inflicted on me the WHOLE CHAT NEW ALL OF YOU BASTARDS KNEW what i was gonna walk into you all KNEW and you LET IT HAPPEN WHERE WAS MY TRIGGER WARNING YOU LET ME INTO THAT I WAS LED LIKE CALF TO SLAUGHTER FOR THE VIEWS got so mad i fucking gave up trying to type it had to move to CALL and you all had the audacity to sit there and laugh at me i was faced with the devil and you all looked at him dragging me into hell and LAUGHED none of you respect me i am the lowly clown dragging my sorry ass out of the clown car honking all the way and i am the clown weeping comically as my makeup runs down my polka-dotted outfit onto my massive squeaky shoes the lowly fire that burns withen me is fueled by my rage for jurgein book whore leitner the cold cannot seep into my bones when i am toasted by the thought of him bleeding to death after being fucking brutalized idiot so confused about why people hate him for his fucked up book collection IDIOT IDIOT put your fucking NAME on ALL of them WHY would they not fucking blame you when youre attached to EVERY FUCKING MURDER BOOK THEYVE EVER SEEN the only reprieve i get is i no longer have to hope hes dead because he IS making brutal pipe murder my fucking RINGTONE you were all so adamant i would forgive you for lying about the finale to my poor face when i saw what happens and unfortunately you were right my eyes are open my skin is clear the sky is sunny and the world has united as one to sing a song of peace and fortune as the body of jurgein leitner decays on the archive floor gonna pull a heist of the ages on the institute not for the secret tapes or the fucked up artifacts but for the soul purpose of kicking leitners corpse before they clean it out if i cant kill him the least i can do is make sure is ghost is writhing in pain as it descends to hell only reason im glad tma doesnt have visuals is the fact that looking at him would make me bald
I can lip sync this by now, this is a legendary post
NASA astronaut films lightning from ISS
Astronaut Reid Wiseman posted a Vine from the International Space Station today showing lightning over Houston.
Tornado warnings were issued in the Houston area earlier this afternoon but have since expired.
got me having goosebumps
he. he posted a vine. from space.
idk if it ever left michigan but we had these books called michigan chillers and they were kinda like goosebumps and i guess later on the original author did ‘american chillers’ but mother fucking michigan chillers used to be my life dude
4 word horror story
“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”
I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.
can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life
So what fuck was your wife knocking on
this dick
It’s not even 4 words???
Now this is going to be good.
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I got goosebumps watching the trailer. MUST SEEEE!!!!
MY EYES WAS SO WIDE I AM READY
4 word horror story
“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”
I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.
can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life
So what fuck was your wife knocking on
this dick
It’s not even 4 words???
Many classic horror icons, such as Giger’s Xenomorphs, Silent Hill’s Pyramid Head, and other disturbing creatures, share common characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.
Many things frighten humans instinctively. The fear is natural, and does not need to be reinforced in order to terrify. The fears are species-wide, stemming from dark times in the past when lightning could mean the burning of your tree home, thunder could be the approaching gallops of a stampede, predators could hide in darkness, and heights could make poor footing lethal.
The question you have to ask yourself is this:
What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could effect the entire human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep, instinctual, and lasting fear of pale beings with dark, sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth, and elongated faces?
Pale skin and sunken eyes are synonymous with illness and death. You instinctively fear people who are ill or dead, as to not catch an illness yourself. As for sharp teeth and elongated faces: characteristics of predators. Sharp teeth means carnivorous. Long face (with front facing eyes) means good depth perception for hunting. The pale skin, sunken eyes, sharp teeth, and long face trope is a combination of those instinctual fears, producing a stronger fear/reaction.
Survival horror but you are inside a fucking IKEA and the enemy is the Staff
Now THAT is a horror game
this is just how ikea is
im 90% sure there is an SCP almost exactly like this
Anonymous asked:
Wait does that mean Adam Ellis could have stolen the real-time horror thing from you?
lmao no like real-time horror / ar storytelling has been around a long time. If you wanna be specific the War of the Worlds radio broadcast in the 1938 was probably the first popular/modern use of it. It just wasn’t as common to see on the internet until recently so it was harder to spot what was real and what was fake. Adam Ellis did his story and got a movie deal out of it so like, tons of people know about the genre now and know the hallmarks of what makes it fake vs real. Plus he put like actual photo editing and shit into his story, I just spit out some garbage and slapped it online