Ex Astris Scientia

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nerdianity
tiktoksthataregood-ish

brattylikestoeat

Cats can eat eggs?

anais-ninja-bitch

i have a cat who eats asparagus.

More you might like

aeriialace
pancakemilkshake pancakemilkshake

OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998)
Rejected (2000)
All Your Base (2001)
Tidus Laughing (2001)
The End of the World (2003)
Badger Badger Badger (2003)
Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003)
GI Joe PSAs (2003)
Llama Song (2004)
Banana Phone (2004)
Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004)
Charlie the Unicorn (2005)
Cillit Bang (2006)
Caramelldansen (2006)
Metal Gear Awesome (2006)
Leekspin (2006)
Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006)
The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007)
Powerthirst (2007)
Paffendorf (2007)
Splash Attack (2007)
Caipirinha Dance (2007)
I Take a Potato Chip… (2007)
Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007)
Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008)
Danjo (2008)
Giga Pudding (2008)
The Ultimate Showdown (2008)
Balsamic Vinegar (2008)
Sakura-Con Commercial (2009)
Shamwow (2009)
Slapchop (2009)
OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009)
Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010)
HEYYEYAA (2010)
Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

bleutempete

Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer

pensivelyplayfulme

I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old

pancakemilkshake pancakemilkshake

Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.

aspiritualstate aspiritualstate

GI JOEEEEEE

akolnoix

and don’t forget these classics

They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006)
Numa Numa (2006)
The Gummy Bear Song (2007)
The Duck Song (2009)
White & Nerdy (2009)
Trololo (2010)
Nyan Cat (2011)

theultravioletcatastrophe

Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?

kingknife

FUCK

thug

can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards

stripesandteeth

How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8

drawyourocslikethis drawyourocslikethis

What about - 

Chocolate Rain (2007)

Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)

I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)

Do You Like Waffles? (2008)

Fukkireta (2010)

Spitting While Kissing (2011)

Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)

tamhonks

Here’s some more

My Roflcopter Goes Soisoisoisoi (2004)

Kitty Cat Dance (2004)

Fast Food Rockers (2006)

Shoes - Kelly (2006)

Geddan (2007)

Neurotically Yours (Foamy the Squirrel) (N/A)

Tunak Tunak Tun (N/A)

weaponizedhorse

Someone add lllams with hats. I can’t believe potter puppet pals is 10 years old now

moriahari

The ancient times

masqueraccoon

Llamas with Hats

stokerbramwell

Wow I managed to miss a few of these back in the day. I’m not sure whether I regret that.

bemusedlybespectacled

the navy seal copypasta could not POSSIBLY have come out in 2012. there is no FUCKING way.

auxphonos
slaughterhousefive

This mom on tiktok made a video suggesting that if parents are tired of the terribly annoying music that’s set to these videos aimed at little kids that they should just put the videos on their TV and put it on mute and then play their own music over it because it will usually match the beat. People responded by suggesting songs for which this could not possibly work and I cannot stop thinking about this video in particular

magical-quinn
wheres-margo

Singer uses her music video to intriguingly show how fake performers are in videos

Hungarian musician Boggie sits still and sings for her latest music video… So what makes it interesting?

As she performs, her video editor retouches her skin, hair, facial features, and lighting during the song so that by the end everything looks “right”…

(This is actually really cool: Source)

seaglassandrubies

No seriously you need to watch this.

crowley-for-king

giddytf2

It’s worth the watch to see what a massive difference lighting, make up, hairstyling and image editing can do to a person. Shows anyone with access to all these things can look pretty damn great too, not just celebs.

video
stopdropandvogue
stopdropandvogue

Sia - Elastic Heart

It is sad to see such a backlash to Sia’s beautiful music video, “Elastic Heart.” People are calling it “pedophilia” and saying it is disturbing seeing a man and a child dance together, seemingly naked, in a “sexual” manner. I think the saddest part about these allegations is how conditioned many people’s brains have become to hypersexualized music videos. When other artists perform some sort of fellatio on inanimate objects, no one is outraged because we are so overexposed to sex, but when raw human emotions and interactions come out, it obviously has to do with sex. Many people can’t see any form of body contact, whether it is modern dance or symbolism for a father embracing their child, as anything other than sexual. When I watched this video I saw these animalistic features in two people trapped in a literal and figurative cage. The girl could escape, but the man could not. After I looked up the meaning behind the video, I saw that Sia’s father had dissociative identity disorder, formerly known as multiple personality disorder, and it was something both she and he struggled with emotionally and seemingly physically. Also, Sia said herself the two dancers represent two sides of herself at war. To dismiss someones painful memories as being lecherous because of something so simple and natural as the human touch is ludicrous. Modern dance has the power to tell very emotional stories, especially so when there are two dancers present. Not all music videos are meant to be sexual. Especially this one. 

i really like this video tbh and i think another thing about this is that people are getting 'emotionally intimate' and 'sexual' mixed up like this video is intimate but video
tutti-durruti
sandersstudies

My favorite part is when the kitty runs to the window and looks out like “the outside stuff????? It is inside?????”

strawberryjellystuff

image

i

i had to

naamahdarling

Y’all this is a great video to study to observe the body language of a very happy but also very excited cat.  Lots of people see videos of excited cats doing things like climb rock climbing walls or get on small boats and think they are angry or scared, when they aren’t.  Here’s a good example of happy excitement and tension in a cat where the cat’s pleasure is easy to see.  The cat’s tail is lashing and its ears are going backward and forward like crazy, but the cat is not angry, it is merely off its shits because snow is just incredible.  This is a wildly playful cat which might play-attack a hand or other animal because it is so excited, but not out of anger.  Note the zoomies at the end to burn off some of that energy!

Think about it. When we humans do something fun and very physical, our bodies are often tense, at the ready, and a lot of our body language does look kind of aggressive or even scared. Cats are the same!  Animals at play or investigating new things often show some tension, but tension is not the same as anger or fear!

Lmao the video I tried to post of the kitten wasn’t allowed because tumblr thinks “it violates our policy that says you can’t post sexually explicit videos” meanwhile there are literal rape and beastiality videos here but my video of a fucking cat tripped the sensor

See this in the app Show more