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After discussing sexism in the refugee crisis, the Church, and financial systems, she went on to criticize her own industry for its deplorable lack of female film critics.
GIFS VIA.
guess that explains why audience score always seems so much more accurate to my viewing experiences than the tomatometer ever is
hmm this makes a little more sense now I think
Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs
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“There’s a customer coming, they’re afraid of dogs. Quickly, the customer is coming. Quick, the customer is coming. Tengheng, you go bring the little baby in as well. Go get Baby. Okay, okay, put them down… put. Good. Let Baby have some of this. Let Baby eat some.” (The cat’s name would be similar to something like Baby, Bubba, or Darling – an endearment used as a given name.)
Anonymous asked:
Pls just have them make a petting zoo so that I can visit and pet all the animals
my coworkers and i have this running joke where whenever it gets quiet in the warehouse someone will do jar jar dirty talk voice and yesterday it was quiet and someone said "meesa wants sloppy toppy" and I look over to our middle aged manager who just had to listen to that and she was just
This is second only to “can I get a hoooonyahh” and everyone screeching HOOOOONYAAAAAH
I wonder if there’s a limit to how many stray cats and dogs you can catch for your settlements in Fallout…. Let’s find out, shall we?
Progress report - 21 dogs, 23 cats, -1 Brahmin (Glowstick here got a bit carried away)
Haven’t found any new ones for a few days so I might have hit the limit
32 dogs, 28 cats and one very happy settlement
It’s just like Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary 😭
This pertains to my interests.
rad friends mutant dog sanctuary
bulbassist-deactivated20190707 asked:
Beautiful
my drivers get chased around by dogs when trying to deliver packages a lot which is actually a pretty big issue keep ur fucking dogs in the house when someone’s delivering stuff but the objectively funniest dog-encounter-injury I’ve seen was someone who got a bloody nose running away from someone’s chihuahua and they ran into a low hanging branch bc they weren’t looking where they were going
honestly dogs don’t even matter once they’re past the puppy stage like dogs older than that are just irrelevant…put em in the garbage
Morzsi
I once stayed at a B&B in Scotland that had 3 of these beasts. On the booking form it said “must like dogs”. What it didnt tell you was “you will open the door to your room in the morning and the dog will be looking eye to eye with you”
I really need these dogs in my life today
Took my cats to the vet once and one of these dudes was in the waiting room. It was like a 6 foot tall man had decided to lay on the floor and sprawl out his limbs.
When I was a little kid, I attended a religious school mostly staffed by nuns. One nun told us that they had a dog at their convent-thingie. Being a classroom full of 4/5 years old, we immediately embarked on a campaign to have the dog come visit us. The nun said she’d ask, but she was sure it’d be fine because he was a very sweet doggie, and we were just a little private school.
Cue a bunch of delighted children playing with the biggest dog ever, and an equally delighted giant dog.
Cue the principal, who was not one of the nuns, walking in and saying, “Jesus H. Christ!”
I have a great dane, I need one of these too!
