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"Crocodiles have been around for millions of years without changing-" SHUT UP. Crab has been around for longer
Yea zip it scaly
Also I'm sorry but crocodiles have changed SO MUCH through their evolutionary history. There have been several fully terrestrial crocodiles. They keep attempting to conquer the ocean and nature keeps nerfing them every time.
today i summoned 6 crabs! i caught one 💰 of them. i became friends with 2 🌼 of them. 2 fell in love with me 💙
group picture!!!
🦀💙🦀💙🦀🌼🦀🌼🦀🦀💰
butterfly in the sky
this crab goes twice as high
time to run
so grab your gun
and board your windows
crabs can go anywhere
friend or foe
no time to know
just board your windows
The context: Crabs and crab-like body plans have evolved independently (convergently) at least 5 times in earth’s history. This is called carcinisation.
Nobody:
Evolution:
Elden Ring (2022, Hidetaka Miyazaki, Sept 8th Edition)
[ID: a screenshot in Elden Ring edited so Queen Elizabeth just died to a giant crab /end ID]
[transcript: #god these memes mutate quickly /end ID]
Thanks for transcribing!
It is said in the ancient texts that when Rowling dies, all the crabs will be trans crabs. It shall be a crab rave to eclipse them all 🏳️⚧️🦀🏳️⚧️
Well its the weed number. Any thoughts?
how do crabs pee
everyone knows crabs don’t pee
they take a crabp
people aren’t gonna stand for this shit forever arthur
neither do crabs they sit when they do it
Tumblr should appreciate Two Crabs by Vincent Van Gogh more
It's two crabs, whats not to love
Transcript: Why does this shit always ha - every time I go to the beach, some fuckin mollusk or dead thing pulls up. Are you at least alive? I mean, I don’t remember you being on my towel, so I’m gonna [pokes the crab] oh! wait [pokes it again] Oh! Big boy. [gasps as the crab runs away] He’s a fa - what the fuck? Does he - live in the sea? [gasps]
