just had a dream I got a computer virus that took the form of a rampaging pixelated gorilla that immediately began to wreak havok across my screen
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THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES
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This is terrifying
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This is why the open sea is fucking terrifying. only beause we have no idea what...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c3a5f9af5e450855e8fe95dfbe7fcc37/tumblr_mijy43FdRo1rfr4ago1_1280.jpg)
THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES
This is terrifying
This is why the open sea is fucking terrifying. only beause we have no idea what kind of shit is down there and man oh man how i am not taking chances.
“There’s always a bigger fish.”
- Qui-Gon Jin
Snapchats face swap is truly a gift, I mean who doesn’t see a face in their neck?
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That is terrifying my friend
Okay so the absolute uncanniness of this video instilled such a terror in me no piece of horror media has ever done before to the point where by the end of it I genuinely thought I might throw up, and the lack of context really made it extra terrifying because in my shock I really couldn’t tell if the footage was real or not (the candid amateur-esque shooting is impeccable)
So I went ahead and dug up some information and this is actually a complication of clips from of a short (like 6 minute) film called The Centrifuge Brain Project that’s actually quite a humourous piece of surreal horror(??? I’m not sure what to call it really) in the form of a mockumentary. I highly recommend it.
As a personal side note I never considered “scientist-engineer with a questionable level of sanity designing horrifyingly dangerous pushing-the-boundaries-of-physics amusement park rides” was gonna end up on my list of Dateable Types but here we are
At work we have this mannequin, right? His name is Manny, and he is a pretty chill dude when you pass him in the hallway.
BUT
The second you look at him on the security cameras, he becomes the most terrifying creature in existence.
There is barely any activity to monitor in this corner of the hallway, none of the booths are even in the frame (except for 12), so why do we bother with this camera?
To watch Manny.
To make sure he stays contained.
HOW COULD I FORGET TO INTRODUCE YALL TO JENNA
SHE PROTECTS THE STORAGE ROOM
Where do you work, the SCP Foundation?
follow your dreams
Holy shite
No he didn’t
You won’t regret unmuting this.
That’s Kyle Franklin! He’s an amazing stunt pilot, who likes to play the “drunk stealing a plane” routine. Seriously, some of the shit he’s pulling in these flights is truly, utterly terrifying - I love watching it.
Follow your dreams, indeed.
Honestly, this being fake somehow makes it more amazing.
Doing dumb shit whilst drunk, we’ve all been there.
This dude intentionally flies EVEN MORE DANGEROUSLY THAN USUAL for the purpose of making himself look like a drunk taking a chance. That is goddamn WILD.
*snorts* HOLD MY BEER…
lookit that boy run! O.o
Barbie in the newest movie looks like if Elsa from Frozen was in Mass Effect
Don’t ask me why I know this.
i thought this was a constable frozen edit
Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi
Barbie and the heat death of the universe
So I saw that audio post with Cry’s laugh in reverse and someone wanted to hear Geoff’s sooooooo…
It has a little Jack in there too
This is fucking terrifying
haphaphaphaphaphaphaphaphaphaphaphaphaphap
Oh no not a gain
I am dying of laughter.
[haphaphap intensifies]
halloween costume
jESUS CHRIST THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING
Me on my way to steal yo man
YOU CAN KEEP HIM
It’s Jolene
I love everything about this.
Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.
these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING
i’m unreasonably freaked out and disturbed by these
and then you put one onto a scottish beach and it runs so fast it takes off into orbit and is never seen again
LOOK AT THIS INCREDIBLY GOOD BOY
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
maned wolf. they have one in the zoo here and its fuckin terrifying
That’s an actual demon
Learning that your nightmare creature actually exists in real life right before bed is just the best.
The best.
It gets worse
Fuck all y'all I love them