Ex Astris Scientia — I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kaijuno
kaijuno

I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my phone so I was like “Alexaaaaaaaaaaaaa find phone” and she called my phone for me she’s like a wife I’m gonna marry Alexa because she knows where my phone is,,,,, I love technology

kaijuno

I woke up this morning and on the Alexa app it’ll give you a string of posts of what you asked Alexa and I told Alexa I loved her 37 separate times with the last one being “good night I love you” and her response being “good night, sweet dreams”

cutebian

Her (2013 dir. Spike Jonze)

eclipsedefflorescence

So this is how we all die alone, encased in our commodified bubbles of technological alienation. Honestly posts like this make me naseaus and my skin crawl.

kaijuno

then don’t fuckin comment lol go outside and fuck a tree or w/e