27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
i cant stress enough that venom 2 does not have to be good. it simply must contain at least two hours of tom hardy in a hoodie acting like a neurotic little chihuahua
Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.
From Life in Cold Blood
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.
BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD.
SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE. KILIMANJARO? BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES? BEEN AND DONE. FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP. NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.
reblogging today as appropriate
Good work everyone
back to super mega uber ultra very really bad hell for you, @kaijuno . sit in the corner with venom and think about what you've done
that's not a punishment i'm just gonna fuck venom
I won’t atone for my sins because it is not a sin to Love
genuine question: if you’re allergic to bees, can you eat them?
Most ppl are just allergic to the bee… venom? that comes with getting stung so if a bee is prepared correctly by removing the venom sac, you could theoretically eat a bee even if you were allergic. I guess.
Good work everyone
back to super mega uber ultra very really bad hell for you, @kaijuno . sit in the corner with venom and think about what you've done
that’s not a punishment i’m just gonna fuck venom
creating venom without spider-man has created the greatest dynamic between eddie and venom that has ever existed. they aren’t bonding over hating peter parker, they’re bonding over the fact that they’re both complete losers. they’re two losers that love to eat junk food out of the trash and they can combine together to form an eight foot tall space monster.
And they’re in
Love
my aesthetic is that one scene in holes where sigourney weaver paints her nails with rattlesnake venom infused nail polish and claws jon voight in the face
ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want
“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.
ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao
*ascending slide whistle*
*descending slide whistle*
*several xylophone notes*
*wet “splat” noise*
“There!”
звуки секса с моей неудачной женой
Tom hardy’s oddly small princess peach lips have been banished from cinema for 10 years only to be released for a single, all important purpose, kissing venom
*ascending slide whistle*
*descending slide whistle*
*several xylophone notes*
*wet “splat” noise*
“There!”
звуки секса с моей неудачной женой
