poetry from ny times
guys i am in TEARS
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Look at this graphic I made when I was drunk that I decided to use because I was too lazy to make another one.
I’m almost at 10k followers!! So I decided to make a follow forever! You might notice it looks a lot like the 5k follow forever, and that’s because the 5k one is only about a month an a half old, which is crazy!!
Anyway:
@c-3-p-hoe @ionizesnatomizes @sillysurgeon @kha-lisy @masterofbirds @miaomiaue @moriarty-mastermind @transkywlkr @pastelprincee @nyuns @eokwhy @trainthief @congenitaldisease @plutodirt @2doggie411 @hahahaheheheh @alexanderdamilton @eggsy-unwin-hart @irlweeb @qverlord @s1n-pie @ray-to-the-max @lavender-wix @ticklyphan @ciel-union @deadwrongunicorn @realistichuman @gurrent200 @gothartwin @republicanbaby @jpgnerd @dat-space @kenrylo @shinanemone @bagelbarr0n @actuallythatsmine @bill-nye-scienceguy @aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @maitishook @yukachips @perseiids @daredevilloser @kiki-potato @tuff-kitty @awfutz @dr-alasstar-rainbow-spunk @german-duck @jesus-christ-officiallll @ecklecticism @future-hoe @flimsysquid @allimiece @xfalsee @hidekitty @bootyliciousbilbo @anon-among-us @purgavtory @quirkylittleduck @cookiesthegreatandpowerful @ummmwhore @achievementhunting-archangel @fr0styfingers @koragg1 @local-person @appleoftheireye @buttergin @fr0ttagecheese @ellenstop @plantpeeves @heirofbreath @ren-kxlo @hiimchekr @its-a-harlequinade @dpdberniesanders @mecha-hunter @trans-hamlet @devriot @mercifulvoodoo @avocadoshirts @nerdsagent1 @juk3box-h3ro @logicked @genderqueermulder @kingnates @kittyamongstthecats @leander-ligo @homuzu @georjajayhurrison @bon-appetitty @kantu @djpengichan @nisesocks @horrible-hazel @pacifirim @bowflakes
My apologies if I missed someone! I love all of you <3
holy shit
60. Thousand. Dollars.
Do you fucking know how much 60,000 dollars is to someone like me?! Holy fucking shit.
takeaway for the guys: if she believes in psychics, dump her. Immediately. Save yourself the heartache.
It was doomed the moment he spent 5k on a fuckin engagement ring tbh.
No shit. What a fucking loon.
She is gonna spend the next two months βbackpacking in South Americaβ?
Jeeeesus
Tbh she was doomed when she thought she’d found the guy she married at 14
What a crazy bitch
oh it got better
Rewind to the top, what’s a wedding shaming group and how many can I join right this instant?
If you get the answer, please share with me
“You’re out of your mind, Susan”
I’m coming up on 5k oh shit I gotta do a follow forever list
In 1940 $600 was like 5k so no wonder those boomers in congress think that’s enough
>Morning shift
>Customer is angry that we disabled his card
>calm him down because it is a security measure
>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account
>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact
I've seen this happen before in Duel Links, Arknights, Fate and now Genshin. The people who indulge like this are called "whales". Check this out:
He eventually sunk around $1,500 just for a weapon. This is gambling addiction.
Pretty much every big game these days relies on addictive hooks. James Stephanie Sterling did a great video on the way game companies prey on “whales” by filling their games with gambling mechanics. I honestly can’t recommend it enough if you haven’t seen it:
that video destroyed my mood for a good few days
really made it seem like we’re fucked and there’s no way to do anything to make video games better for people
like we’re all just fucked forever
I know that wasn’t the intention, but holy shit it’s bleak
Hey so Genshin Impact and mobile games like Fate Grand Order, Honkai Impact, and Mr. Love Queen’s Choice are great examples of what’s currently got gamers in a chokehold. This video is really really good. It forces you to look at the fact that gaming companies are intentionally creating gambling addition to keep you paying hundreds, if not thousands, into an otherwise FREE game.
They are intentionally going after people who have these types of behaviors and exploiting it, and creating it in people who didn’t have it before by making the games look absolutely fucking amazing and giving them just enough to make them want more.
Stay safe ya’ll. Take a break from games if the urge becomes too much. Read books, watch tv, paint, craft, skateboard, build a doghouse, knit, play sports, make a game yourself, do literally ANYTHING other than the freaking game because entire teams of people are working their asses off to get you to cave and pay out.
>Morning shift
>Customer is angry that we disabled his card
>calm him down because it is a security measure
>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account
>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact
I finally get to see Marilyn.
- Joe DiMaggio
when u see a photoset of cute sweaters
but all of the links for them go to beautiful.halo and they’re all “””one size fits all”””
eta: did some research after not being able to make this post with “beautiful,halo” without having to space out the words and guess what? i couldn’t make the post with those words because beautiful.halo is a scam! and tumblr won’t let you make posts about them because it’s all a scam! fun fact! they rarely ship their products to their customers and it’s run by one person who sends spam fanmail on tumblr to people trying to get them to sponsor them! don’t buy from them!
Please reblog. I know X-mas is coming up, and some posts advertise cheap and cute clothes. Please research websites before deciding to purchase.
IS THAT WHO KEEPS SENDING ME FANMAIL TELLING THEM TO CLICK ON THEIR ADS SO THEY CAN GET ROADS REPAVED OR GO TO BEAUTY SCHOOL IN EUROPE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK STORY THEY’VE COME UP WITH THIS WEEK
shit i bought some clothes from them before i knew it was a scam and the whole thing was a mess tbh
the sizes were wildly inaccurate, it took 30 days to get to me despite claiming shipping would be “5 to 15 days”, and i only got it period because i wouldn’t stop hassling customer service (after 20 days of waiting with no word and a broken tracking number)
and frankly a couple of the things were way uglier in person than on the site. don’t risk it
when u see a photoset of cute sweaters
but all of the links for them go to beautiful.halo and they’re all “””one size fits all”””
eta: did some research after not being able to make this post with “beautiful,halo” without having to space out the words and guess what? i couldn’t make the post with those words because beautiful.halo is a scam! and tumblr won’t let you make posts about them because it’s all a scam! fun fact! they rarely ship their products to their customers and it’s run by one person who sends spam fanmail on tumblr to people trying to get them to sponsor them! don’t buy from them!
Anonymous asked:
why are you trying so hard to defend the words "i hate kids" just take a step back and think about the exact phrasing. you dont like kids? cool youre free to not like kids, but just think about the anger behind the exact words "i hate kids"
cool I still don’t like kids