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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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mrspider

yknow it took a meme for me to realize every member of greenday is bisexual however, i also didnt really look at pictures of the band greenday before that and like

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how was this ever a question? like no shade but this group is like if danny elfman, american flavored gerard way and the “i will find you and i will kill you” guy got blasted with an emo fruitification beam and formed a band

phantomsandsunsets

I’m absolutely obsessed with “American flavored Gerard Way” as though Gerard Way wasn’t quite literally born in the godforsaken state of New Jersey

mrspider

HES NOT BRITISH??????

notunaffected

OP do you live in a bubble or something?

mrspider

you wish you were me living in my beautiful bubble home with my beautiful bubble wife. you wish

cgasquid

listening to “boulevard of broken dreams” it’s hard for me to imagine any more likely place for him to be from than new jersey

phantomsandsunsets

I don’t know how to tell you this but Gerard Way did not write Boulevard of Broken Dreams

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March 28, 2021

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dear-tumb1r

I’d love to say “I’m not watching this” but i see Jack Black dressed like a Safari Man and I can feel my wallet struggling to open inside my jeans

please help theres nothing in there but cobwebs and a single canadian quarter I cannot afford this

ilikechildren--fried

I’m sorry I can’t. No Robin Williams, no board games, wtf is the point of this shit?

ogradyfilm

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I haven’t read this particular article, but I have been following the coverage coming out of CinemaCon. No, this reboot (which is implied to be a straight-up sequel, like Jurassic World) does not involve the same magical board game from the Robin Williams flick. Instead, the heroes (four high school stereotypes) get sucked into a cursed video game, and have to fight their way through the jungle while trapped inside the bodies of the playable characters they selected.

So it’s not just Jack Black dressed like a Safari Man. It’s Jack Black playing a “popular girl” inhabiting the digital avatar of a Safari Man. It’s not the exact same premise as the original, but I think it captures the spirit of it. And it’s not like Jumanji is some cinematic sacred cow (as much as I loved it when it was first released)–at worst, this one’ll be a guilty pleasure.

Tl;dr: Don’t trust super vague headlines. In fact, can glaring omissions be considered libel?

chocolatechiplague

This actually isn’t even a reboot, it’s being classified as a sequel from the information I found. Hell, it’s also called Jumanji 2.

big-memey-claws

Idk about you guys but I’m so down for this???

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