I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him
date of origin: 8th of august, 2014.
Glow up
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
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The Dark Side Of Celebrity: Chris Pratt Won’t Star In A Movie Unless You Pay Him Money
Chris Pratt seems like a friendly guy on screen, but persistent rumors suggest that there’s a darker side to Hollywood’s favorite leading man.
According to numerous reports, the Jurassic World star insists on being paid for every movie he appears in, and allegedly won’t even show up to a set unless producers are willing to bribe him with cold, hard cash. If this is true, it seems that Pratt’s affable public persona is a lie.
He should be paid for every movie he stars in, you wanna know why? Because he’s an actor. That’s his job. You pay a lawyer for every case they work on, why wouldn’t you pay an actor for every movie he stars in ?
The notes on this are just comedy fucking gold.
You pay a chef for cooking you a meal, a waiter for bringing it to you, a barrister for making you coffee, a retail worker for serving you, a writer for writing a book, plus a whole host of other people for doing their professions, why the fuck would you not pay an actor for starring in a film?
Idk about the rest of that. But yeah, being an Actor you should get paid because you entertain people. Like football players get paid for running back and forth with a ball, Actors should get paid for actually bringing shit like Marvel to life or DC shit.
Can I tell them?
No let them suffer
ITS A FUCKING CLICKHOLE ARTICLE
i have a weird feeling that the suicide squad movie will somehow be responsible for the rebirth of scene kid culture and its something i knew would happen eventually but i never thought it would be so soon
Later this year high schools will be filled w/ guys trying to act like the joker in that “edgy on purpose lol u mad” kinda way and scene girls w/ pink n blue dyed pigtails giggling about how “lol im SO CRAZY LAWL X3″
i cant believe you two made me read this on my own dash
look at this shit. we’re gonna have to relive some dark times. myspace is aboutta make a comeback. preps will have to hide in fear once again. the hot topic CEO is rubbing his hands together as i’m typing this. get ready for thousands of deviant art suicide squad ocs complete with scene hair and too many belts.
if someone does that “rawr means i love u in dinosaur” think im holding you personally responsible
XxXx get fucking ready xXxX
I. Swear. To. Fucking. God.
This is possibly the best Parks and Recreation blooper
I love how there’s absolutely zero background music. People are just dancing to nothing. I love extras.
Okay but: Jurassic Parks and Recreation
Andy Dwyer running around the jungle
Petting dinosaurs
Walking his pet velociraptors
White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting
This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec
The councilwoman lost it! 🤣
And I OOP .
White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting
This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec
The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief
can someone transcribe this? I have auditory processing issues.
Please. A transcription would be nice.
caption:
“…to justify attacks against us in that park. When they come you’re going to turn right around and say we deserved it. We haven’t done anything. We’re a totally peaceful racist group of—” [crowd goes wild with laughter and inaudible shouts]
Now with transcript!
