27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Tbh all of these fake stories going around and they’re so obvious but if any of them said “so I work in retail” id be “okay yeah” because the weirdest shit goes down when you work retail. It could say “so I work in retail and today Jesus came in and turned all our water bottles into wine” and I’d be like “shit that’s wild what’d your manager do”
I want to be surprised, but I’m not.
I worked at a store in a mall, at the far end, as a cashier. This couple came in with two very loaded carts. We didn’t have those cars in this store, which was the first sign something was off. They put more stuff in the carts and come up to my register to pay for things. Error codes kept coming up. I called the manager over to help because this couple was getting loud. They had items from half the shops in the mall! I dunno how tf they didn’t set off every alarm, which still has me baffled. The manager had this look on his face that translates to “fuck, not this shit again”. Apparently, this had happened before. With this same couple. They thought the mall policy would change? I dunno. What I do know is they’re the reason signs had to be put up at every store stating you have to pay for things from that shop in that shop.
Food service here.
We will not discuss how many times I’ve had to say “the taco twelve pack has twelve tacos” and then walk people through how many tacos, exactly, that is.
no you dont understand
these are two separate toys that we found at the thrift store today okay
and we found out that they fit like this and it was beautiful
and then we were going up to the cashier to get our things and realized they were still like that and were separating them so that we could each purchase the one we had found and
the cashier
looked
so confused and„, distressed and horrified omg
the look on his face was like we had taken his soul and run it through a blenderim
i tried to fix it omg i was just like
“……………………..he was just…. resting”
but i dont think anything can make up for the trauma we caused.
I;M COUGHING MYLUNGS OUT
Anonymous asked:
You get a barcode tattoo and have a cashier at a store scan it. What item do you ring up for and how much do you cost?
a giant elaborate pool floaty for 69.69
Stopped at the store on the way home and the only two workers were out having a smoke break and when I went in I said to the worker that went in to check me out “sorry for cutting your break short there” and the cashier said “oh don’t worry I was just having a beer with a friend”
dependentdunsparce-deactivated2 asked:
Nothing makes me want to die more than dealing with people and like retail made me hate people,, retail made me eager for, like, an apocalypse
No one has ever seen you at your worst like your corner store cashier has
Anonymous asked:
Yay!!!!!!
saying “credit to their respective artists!’ ain’t fuckin credit it’s like me walking into a store taking a microwave and yelling “money to the cashier!” as i leave without paying
So what if I go to Ric’s at 1am just to buy gelato and shamelessly flirt with the cashier girl there,,, I told her I liked her hair, she likes my nail polish, so I think that now that we’ve established who the butch and who the fem is SO what if I write my number on the store copy of the receipt get off my dick let me live
