Ex Astris Scientia — the supervolcano from underneath yellowstone is...

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the supervolcano from underneath yellowstone is unfuckable!

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Anonymous asked:

Well, just like most molecules, In extreme temperatures Psilocybin will become unstable and lose it’s shape, therefore it’s effect. But unless you make your tea in a fucking volcano you should be fine

How am I supposed to make my tea if not in a volcano?

But yeah, boil water, let it sit, pour over shrooms, rinse, repeat, tea

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jurgen leitner? stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner? goddamn fool book collecting dust eating rat old bastard shithead idiot avatar of the whore biggest clown in the circus laughed out of town cowboy motherfucking jurgen leitner from the magnus archives is unfuckable!

anonymoustypewriter

@fakecrfan​ i think your fans will have something objectively awful to say about this and I *deeply* wish to see it

fakecrfan

uh oh I Dearly Hope this doesn’t provoke the jurgenfuckers that follow me 👀

cathasdepression

HOW CAN JURGEN LEITNER BE UNFUCKABLE?! YOU FUCKING PONGO?? YOU CALL HIM A WHORE AND YET CLAIM HE IS UNFUCKABLE?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX IS?! HE OWNS A GOD DAMN LIBRARY, YOU THINK PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO SUCK HIS DICK?! YOU FUCKING PIGEON?? GERRY KEAY IS A LITERAL REDDIT USER AND YET JURGEN IS THE ONE WHO DOESN’T FUCK?! WHY DO YOU THINK GERTRUDE KEPT HIM AROUND? HE ATE PUSSY LIKE MONSTER PIG EATS CLOWNS. REMEMBER WHEN NIKOLA SKINNED HIM?! SHE DIDN’T SKIN HIS BODY, SHE CIRCUMCISED HIM CAUSE HE HAD SUCH A LARGE COCK. FUCK YOU. JURGEN LEITNER IS A WHORE AND YOU WILL ACCEPT THAT FACT. YOU MOTHERFUCKING FATHERFUCKING GRANDMAFUCKING FOOL.

ERIC WAS A CUCK, JURGEN FUCKED MARY ON THE REGULAR. MARY WAS A CUCK, JURGEN FUCKED ERIC ON THE REGULAR. IF GERRY EVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND, WHICH IS EXTREMELY UNLIKELY, JURGEN PROBABLY FUCKED HER.

anonymoustypewriter

I appreciate you so much and this is my tribute to your very correct and valid opinions

theboombutton

Excuse me.

Avatars don’t necessarily embody the entities they serve. Mike Crew is a short king. Oliver Banks had all but Become long before he actually killed anyone. What avatars do is spread the fear of their patron.

So if Leitner is an avatar of the Whore, that tells us not that he personally fucks, but rather that he makes people afraid of fucking. Such as by, for example, being so unfuckable that once you’ve seen him, it ruins the concept of sex forever.

I had a dream where I lived in cali and we had just moved there and had a big fancy house and we took a plane ride through the valleys and I was taking all these pictures and the pilot was like “lol why that’s lame” and then the next day a volcano erupted under our house and we were trying to dodge rocks it was spewing up and I got hit in the shoulder with one and then the house got destroyed and so the magma was spreading underground and heating the roads so our tires melted when we tried to get away and we ended up in this like halfway house somewhere in the bad part of LA and overnight the magma creeped up and killed my mom and older brother and my dad refused to leave because of them and so I stole this SUV and tried to outrun the magma

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