Ex Astris Scientia — He lost his wife too didn't he? Good

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unclefather

Anonymous asked:

He lost his wife too didn't he? Good

normal-horoscopes answered:

Alex Jones? His wife divorced him a while back. He claims he can’t remember what he said that caused his wife to leave him because “he ate a big bowl of chilli”

normal-horoscopes

I'm not joking.

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robotsandlasers

his wife got full custody of their kids by playing one of his infowars videos in front of the court. That will always be my favorite alex jones fact.