Anonymous asked:

my sibling wants 25 dogs, but one of their roommates said that they couldnt have more than 2 so my sib was like ‘okay, only two dogs... and 23 cats.’ i swear to god, if they genuinely get that many pets, i will both be in heaven and in hell because i love animals but i’m like deathly allergic to fur and cats and dogs but i love them so much

Pls just have them make a petting zoo so that I can visit and pet all the animals

kaijuno

kaijuno

Everyone so trusting of dogs. Ppl just adopt random stray dogs and THATs how you and your entire crew gets eaten by a parasitic alien on an isolated antarctic research base you FOOLS 

kaijuno

no no you’re right, there’s no way this dog could be anything other than just a big babie. completely safe to give pets to. anyway come closer

[Pets dogs but in a punk rock kinda way]

Anonymous asked:

What kind of pets have you had?

Oh boy oh boy oh boy

• rats
• mice
• gerbils
• hamsters
• miniature hamsters
• goldfish
• painted turtles
• parakeets
• parrots
• cats
• dogs
• pigs
• calfs
• crawdads
• ants
• frogs
• toads
• miniature horses
• salamanders
• bobcat, once
• tortoise, once
• deer
• elk
• moose
• buffalo
• gardener snake, as I was rehabbing it

i really love animals

i have flea spray for my cats (it’s organic and like no chemicals we good) and the label says “works on horses, cats, dogs, humans, and other pets!” and im fughsn 

im just imagining someone trapping a whole ass person in a bathroom or something and spraying them down while they hiss at you

i dont do that with the cats i put it on my hands and pet it into their fur they actually love it or ill put it on a cat brush and brush it in they go fuckin nuts for that shit

Anonymous asked:

I don't agree about gmos but can we team up to steal dogs/cats from vegans who try and make their pets vegan too bc THOSE ppl need some slaps upside the goddamn head

My question is why don’t you agree about GMOs? I’m genuinely curious.

itskirbybitch

everythingfox

Destroyer of tornadoes, village hero, ultimate good boi

morbidology

congenitaldisease

Beneath the lake of a once lavish Victorian estate, lies this curious “underwater ballroom,” built by mining magnate, Whitaker Wright. On the apex of the dome stands a Neptune statue. The purpose of this statue was to expel cigar smoke from inside the ballroom. The main estate was a 32 room mansion, but the ballroom was used to entertain guests. The ballroom has remained abandoned since the tragic death of it’s creator. Wright, convicted of fraud and facing a seven year prison sentence, swallowed a cyanide tablet in the courtroom.

kaijuno

kaijuno

Hi Europe! As someone whose had pets during heat waves, put them in the fridge. I’m not kidding. They’ll love it. Clean out a shelf and just pop them in. During the last Michigan heat wave I emptied out an ice chest just for the cats to relax in.

kaijuno

Also don’t like. Lock your house pets in there.

Anonymous asked:

I wanted to thank you, from the bottom of my heart for the pets quality content you post. Truly, always the cutest and funniest pets tiktoks, and I appreciate it very much

i just rb anything cute that i find i cant help myself