everyone on tumblr keeps talking about the worst animal or whatever. well. this is the best animal
How white people make their chicken 😂😂
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Yall play too much 😂😂😂
Crying 😂😂
That’s why Gordon Ramsey, the whitest of the white, is a world renown chef right?
Oh wait since he can COOK he’s a pee oh see
Right?
you can go ahead and shut that ass up because you look exactly like the raw chicken being prepared in this video
where her eyebrows
What a bald eagle sounds like. (via aefeagles)
I for one am sick of movies dubbing over these giant squeaky toys with red-tailed hawks
The screaming freedom chicken is honestly a mood
Video without sound: fearsome predator shoves his very large beak very close to you
Video with sound: this squeaky toy has Opinions
true
Person recording: “ Yo man, you want to see a picture of my cock?”
Person in other stall: “ Hell no!”
Person recording: [slides photo] “ Picture of my cock.”
Person in other stall: “ That’s a chicken, motherfucker.”
I LOVE HIM 😂😂🙈
“Hey, how much money do you have?”
“Oh..sixty nine cents.”
“You know what that means!”
“[stuffy voice] I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets..”
you can trust this catte
Why is the chicken breast moving like that
Sia - Elastic Heart
It is sad to see such a backlash to Sia’s beautiful music video, “Elastic Heart.” People are calling it “pedophilia” and saying it is disturbing seeing a man and a child dance together, seemingly naked, in a “sexual” manner. I think the saddest part about these allegations is how conditioned many people’s brains have become to hypersexualized music videos. When other artists perform some sort of fellatio on inanimate objects, no one is outraged because we are so overexposed to sex, but when raw human emotions and interactions come out, it obviously has to do with sex. Many people can’t see any form of body contact, whether it is modern dance or symbolism for a father embracing their child, as anything other than sexual. When I watched this video I saw these animalistic features in two people trapped in a literal and figurative cage. The girl could escape, but the man could not. After I looked up the meaning behind the video, I saw that Sia’s father had dissociative identity disorder, formerly known as multiple personality disorder, and it was something both she and he struggled with emotionally and seemingly physically. Also, Sia said herself the two dancers represent two sides of herself at war. To dismiss someones painful memories as being lecherous because of something so simple and natural as the human touch is ludicrous. Modern dance has the power to tell very emotional stories, especially so when there are two dancers present. Not all music videos are meant to be sexual. Especially this one.
This video is incredible please watch it I highly recommend it
THE EDITING IS SO GOOD
THE MUSIC CHOICES TOP NOTCH
THE SOUND
THE VACUUM STILL WORKS WITH THE CHICKENS ON IT, THAT’S THE KILLER
I’d like to highlight:
Important discoveries being made over here.
oh my god😂
[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]
oh ym fucking god anime is cancelled FOR GOOD
can i offer you an egg in these trying times?
This is worse than the chicken nugget animation.
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