everyone on tumblr keeps talking about the worst animal or whatever. well. this is the best animal
How white people make their chicken 😂😂
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everyone on tumblr keeps talking about the worst animal or whatever. well. this is the best animal
How white people make their chicken 😂😂
Yall play too much 😂😂😂
Crying 😂😂
That’s why Gordon Ramsey, the whitest of the white, is a world renown chef right?
Oh wait since he can COOK he’s a pee oh see
Right?

you can go ahead and shut that ass up because you look exactly like the raw chicken being prepared in this video
where her eyebrows
What a bald eagle sounds like. (via aefeagles)
I for one am sick of movies dubbing over these giant squeaky toys with red-tailed hawks
The screaming freedom chicken is honestly a mood
Video without sound: fearsome predator shoves his very large beak very close to you
Video with sound: this squeaky toy has Opinions
you can trust this catte
Why is the chicken breast moving like that
true
Person recording: “ Yo man, you want to see a picture of my cock?”
Person in other stall: “ Hell no!”
Person recording: [slides photo] “ Picture of my cock.”
Person in other stall: “ That’s a chicken, motherfucker.”
I LOVE HIM 😂😂🙈
“Hey, how much money do you have?”
“Oh..sixty nine cents.”
“You know what that means!”
“[stuffy voice] I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets..”
Hungarian musician Boggie sits still and sings for her latest music video… So what makes it interesting?
As she performs, her video editor retouches her skin, hair, facial features, and lighting during the song so that by the end everything looks “right”…
(This is actually really cool: Source)
No seriously you need to watch this.

It’s worth the watch to see what a massive difference lighting, make up, hairstyling and image editing can do to a person. Shows anyone with access to all these things can look pretty damn great too, not just celebs.
This video is incredible please watch it I highly recommend it
THE EDITING IS SO GOOD
THE MUSIC CHOICES TOP NOTCH
THE VACUUM STILL WORKS WITH THE CHICKENS ON IT, THAT’S THE KILLER
Important discoveries being made over here.
oh my god😂
[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]
oh ym fucking god anime is cancelled FOR GOOD
can i offer you an egg in these trying times?
This is worse than the chicken nugget animation.
Thanks I

