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like if a drink is gonna taste bad, then I want it to at least Fuck Me Up, and if a drink isn’t gonna fuck me up, then i want it to taste real nice. but you can’t have a drink that both fails to fuck you up, AND fails to taste good. that’s cheating. and that’s beer.
“Donald Trump fails to grasp basic climate change facts”
Is a headline that is both extremely accurate AND also remains extremely accurate if you take the words “Climate Change” out of it as well
“The ice caps were going to melt, they were going to be gone by now, but now they’re setting records. They’re at a record level,” Mr Trump continued.
As for polar ice levels, data shows that they are indeed – as Mr Trump stated – at “a record level”, although not the level he had in mind. Last year Nasa reported record lows in sea ice extent in both the Arctic and the Antarctic.
Yep, sounds about right.
“They’re at a record level!”
“Yes and that’s BAD”
“But..they’re at a record level”
“Yes, the lowest on record”
“Record…level….”
America would be better off if it had elected a five year old ._;
A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️
this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in...i could watch videos of this practical joke all day
“Who are you strangers and where did you come from?”
(HALTINGLY & with a bad, very american accent)
“Who…are you strangers and….where did you come from?”
“Your manner of speech is strange to me.”
“I….travel…friend!”
“…I travel friend…
(impatiently) …You are a friendly traveler?”
(does anyone else love how she’s correcting his shitty atlantean LOL bbies ♥)
“So, my friend, I am a traveler!”
“You speak the language of the Romans!”
“Do you speak French?”
“Yes, sir!”
And for the record, Atlantean was written/created by Marc Okrand the dude who made Klingon.
So Kida and Milo are ACTUALLY talking to each other. Not just saying gibberish.
Milo: I know these other languages but I’m not fluent in yours yet please have mercy.
Kida: You seem to be an idiot but I’ll forgive you because you’re trying.
everyone loves to shit on david cage for making his games so heavily prompt based but let me tell you it’s the prompts specifically that elevate his work to the level of modern masterpieces
wheres the one where the player fails every prompt in a chase scene and it turns a dramatic pursuit into a mr bean movie
this the video you’re talking about?
Most-Horrifying Cooking Fails with Iron Chef Alex Guarnaschelli | Worst Cooks In America
Most-Horrifying Cooking Fails with Iron Chef Alex Guarnaschelli | Worst Cooks In America
The strangest mixture of abject hopelessness, utter rage, and unyielding laughter wash over me watching this.
It really is one of the most simultaneously depressing, uplifting, hilarious, and cringeworthy shows I've ever watched.
Okay I love watching Alex Guarnaschelli even more now.
“I’m gonna go home. And call some friends. To see if anybody will come over.. and just hold me.”
Anonymous asked:
a great prank is renaming your username to "loading" on a game/computer program or even "reloading"... never fails
back in my day if u named urself null on a computer game it broke the game
