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Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.
cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles
Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis
die frankfurterschörtener
“Toilette” is literally what it’s called in German...
No the German word for it is poopenfarten its literally in the german dictionary.
All the people who live in germany and are just trying to make the world understand that the call them wash closets or toilettes😅😂
If they call them "toilettes" then explain this?
I.... what
I am German and I have never in my life heard of that word what the fuck
Guys, I actually looked it up and it’s Bullshit lmao
We call them „Klo“ or „Toilette“
„Poopenfarten“ doesn’t even sound german
You're wrong its poopenfarten
This is what people mean when they say germans have no humor
You getting mad at americans isnt going to change the fact that the german word for toilet is poopenfarten
Shut the fuck up.
Its poopenfarten
1: That sounds like dutch. So good job on fucking that up
2: Take a hint and leave me alone if you wanna continue this defecation of my language you brain clogged snob.
Defecation of your language? Why would I defecate on your language? That's what the poopenfarten is for.
Ok Germany ok
Most modern “technological” words are just shoddy translations when they get translated into foreign languages. A personal favorite is the German translation for “screenshotted” because in German you just use the present tense verb, add a “ge” on the front, and if it ends with a “t” you slap a “et” on the end
Gescreenshotet
A few years ago I made a post about how we were entering a period of micromemes. Memes that only lasted a few days/weeks. Meme production over the last few years has only increased to the point of there being a new meme a few times a week. Meme production will increase, quicker and quicker into infinity. I warned against the dangers of a meme singularity. I fear that soon, the meme singularity (memeularity) will be upon us. Every meme will exist within each other into infinity. It’s already happening. Meme fusion is just a cheap tactic to make micromemes seem stronger. We will soon be splicing memes into an unrecognizable mutant disaster. The memepocalypse is upon us. I tried to warn you.
Monschau Germany
Monschau is a small historical town located in the hills of the North Eifel in North Rhine-Westphalia (German: Nordrhein-Westfalen) in Germany,
situated just 4 km across the Belgian border. The picturesque old town
center has many preserved 300 years old half-timbered houses along the
river Rur.
© J.Höhn
if you ever think history isn’t an important subject just remember that my friend’s solution to poverty was to “just print more money”
Well isn’t it?
tell that to the weimar republic
[horrified german screaming in the distance]
Ok so many people may not know what this is about. After World War I in Germany the country was pretty much bankrupt and on top of that they were being forced by the allies to pay restitution for the war. In order to try to fix these problems the Weimar Republic which was the government that took over after the war decided to just print more money. Because of this the country faced hyperinflation which basically means that everything became majorly expensive and the money was pretty much worthless. This is a picture of a man that is literally carrying money around in a wheelbarrow because that is how much money it took to pay for things:
These are some children playing with stacks of money because they were cheaper than toys:
And here is another:
So in short no you cannot fix poverty by printing more money.
i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”
one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the “stand up if you hate england” chant and the whole stadium stood up
WHAT DID WE DO?!
When old people in England complain about all of the immigrants, I always reply:
“Well then perhaps England shouldn’t have run around the planet sticking its dick in every bloody country. Inviting them over for tea is the least England can do.”
“The English have a reputation for invading lots of different countries and then being really annoyed when those people follow them home” - Tommy Tiernan
The USA is doing that rn and is mad at immigrants so some things never change
When did America invade Mexico? Just wondering.
we literally stole texas from mexico bud
This is exactly why history classes are important
This is why history classes with books that DON’T LIE are important.
Cis people being upset about trans people saying “down with cis” are just so…
Like oh, you’re upset about a meme? That’s cool. Maybe tell your fellow cishets to stop killing trans people while you’re over there complaining to them about it
then why is it ok for trans people to make jokes or memes about cis people but its not ok for cis people to make jokes/memes about trans people
Because you’re not oppressed. You don’t have to worry about getting killed for being trans. You wont be denied a job or get beat up in the fucking bathroom. Your parents wont kick you out of the house for being trans. Your parents wont make you go to conversion therapy or abuse you for being trans.
And they get this one thing, right? They get this safe space on the internet where they can vent and be themselves and make jokes. ONE FUCKING THING.
But nooooooooo they ain’t allowed to have fuckin jokes because it hurts yalls feelings
Grow up.
